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: #Laughs Cessna: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel." Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide!! Do you have the airfield in sight?!?!!" Cessna: "Uh...tower, I am on the south ramp; I just want to know

: #Laughs You know you're a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's wheels.

: #Laughs Bartender looks down to the end of the bar and sees a guy with his head down who hasn't touched his drink for over a half an hour.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ? A bird that talks in morse code !

: #Laughs Good News, Bad News, Worse News VIII Good: You came home for a quickie Bad: The postman had the same idea Worse: You have to wait

: #Laughs A guy was walking along the beach admiring the beautiful sunset when he noticed a young lady laying in the sand, she had no arms and no legs and was crying.He goes over and asked what was wrong.

: #Laughs Sister: Why are you putting the saddle on backward ? Brother: How do you know which way I'm going ?
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