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: #Laughs Policeman: Why were you speeding? Motorist: I was trying to get home before I ran out of gas.

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: #Laughs There was a gay lad from KartoumeTook a lesbian up to his roomWell, they argued all nightas to who had the rightTo do what, with which and to whom

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: #Laughs Be sure that you go straight home after school I can't, I live just round the corner !

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: #Laughs What did one amorous flea say to the other? I love you aw-flea.

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: #Laughs The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me." So the Doberman says, "I love liver and chees

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: #Laughs A young woman, two months pregnant, went to see her obstetrician.

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: #Laughs A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more.The man said, "Men obviously enjoy sex more than women.Why do you think we're so obsessed with getting laid?""That doesn't prove anything," the woman co

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: #Laughs How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye? Because it comes out in conversation

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: #Laughs |Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their other announcements a bit more entertaining.

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: #Laughs |Dear Boss,I hope I haven't misunderstood your instructions.

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: #Laughs What is the meaning of life? All evidence to date suggests it's chocolate.

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: #Laughs Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?A: It takes too long to retrain them.

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: #Laughs What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon? A hare dare.

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: #Laughs ---------------------- BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER AND TASTIER, TOO.

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: #Laughs The World's Shortest Books25.

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: #Laughs So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day.

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: #Laughs A kid called up his mom from his college and asked her for some money, because he ran out of it.

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: #Laughs What goes "click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?" Steveie Wonder doing a rubik's cube

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: #Laughs Definition of bad lover:An earthquake occurs during sex.

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: #Laughs An ant and an elephant share a night of romance.

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: #Laughs Policeman: Why were you speeding? Motorist: I was trying to get home before I ran out of gas.

: #Laughs There was a gay lad from KartoumeTook a lesbian up to his roomWell, they argued all nightas to who had the rightTo do what, with which and to whom

: #Laughs Be sure that you go straight home after school I can't, I live just round the corner !

: #Laughs What did one amorous flea say to the other? I love you aw-flea.

: #Laughs The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me." So the Doberman says, "I love liver and chees

: #Laughs A young woman, two months pregnant, went to see her obstetrician.

: #Laughs A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more.The man said, "Men obviously enjoy sex more than women.Why do you think we're so obsessed with getting laid?""That doesn't prove anything," the woman co

: #Laughs How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye? Because it comes out in conversation

: #Laughs |Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their other announcements a bit more entertaining.

: #Laughs |Dear Boss,I hope I haven't misunderstood your instructions.

: #Laughs What is the meaning of life? All evidence to date suggests it's chocolate.

: #Laughs Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?A: It takes too long to retrain them.

: #Laughs What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon? A hare dare.

: #Laughs ---------------------- BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER AND TASTIER, TOO.

: #Laughs The World's Shortest Books25.

: #Laughs So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day.

: #Laughs A kid called up his mom from his college and asked her for some money, because he ran out of it.

: #Laughs What goes "click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?" Steveie Wonder doing a rubik's cube

: #Laughs Definition of bad lover:An earthquake occurs during sex.

: #Laughs An ant and an elephant share a night of romance.

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