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: #Laughs Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street."Oy, Abraham, I'm sorry to hear about that fire at your warehouse".

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: #Laughs Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence! Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.

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: #Laughs |In prison, you get three square meals a day.

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: #Laughs Come on, Fred, I'll take you to the zoo.

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: #Laughs Why are football grounds odd ? Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits !

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: #Laughs It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the son of a Mexican restaurateur, entered the fourth grade.

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: #Laughs An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands? A: Because they're two-tired.

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: #Laughs How do you make a hamburger smile? Pickle it gently!

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: #Laughs Men are like department stores. Their clothes should always be half off.

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: #Laughs |Amazing AnagramsDormitory == Dirty Room Desperation == A Rope Ends It The Morse Code == Here Come Dots Slot Machines == Cash Lost in 'em Animosity == Is No Amity Snooze Alarms == Alas! No More Z's Alec Guinness == Genuine Class Semolina == Is No

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: #Laughs Why did Helen Keller go insane?She tried to read a stucco wall.

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: #Laughs Zack and Tybe, two Alabama farm boys, bought themselves a truckload of watermelons for a buck apiece.

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: #Laughs What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree? -Hang onto your bark, this will be no ordinary spark

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: #Laughs A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.

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: #Laughs What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?All you can eat for under a buck.

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: #Laughs One Saturday afternoon, a man was sitting in his lawn chair drinking beer and watching his wife mow the lawn.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snake about to shed it's skin Why don't you go behind the screen and slip into something more comfortable then !

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek? A bunion.

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: #Laughs A man is walking down the street when he hears a voice, "Pssst you come over here!" He looks round and can see no one but an old mangy greyhound.

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: #Laughs Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street."Oy, Abraham, I'm sorry to hear about that fire at your warehouse".

: #Laughs Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence! Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.

: #Laughs |In prison, you get three square meals a day.

: #Laughs Come on, Fred, I'll take you to the zoo.

: #Laughs Why are football grounds odd ? Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits !

: #Laughs It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the son of a Mexican restaurateur, entered the fourth grade.

: #Laughs An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.

: #Laughs Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands? A: Because they're two-tired.

: #Laughs How do you make a hamburger smile? Pickle it gently!

: #Laughs Men are like department stores. Their clothes should always be half off.

: #Laughs |Amazing AnagramsDormitory == Dirty Room Desperation == A Rope Ends It The Morse Code == Here Come Dots Slot Machines == Cash Lost in 'em Animosity == Is No Amity Snooze Alarms == Alas! No More Z's Alec Guinness == Genuine Class Semolina == Is No

: #Laughs Why did Helen Keller go insane?She tried to read a stucco wall.

: #Laughs Zack and Tybe, two Alabama farm boys, bought themselves a truckload of watermelons for a buck apiece.

: #Laughs What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree? -Hang onto your bark, this will be no ordinary spark

: #Laughs A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.

: #Laughs What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?All you can eat for under a buck.

: #Laughs One Saturday afternoon, a man was sitting in his lawn chair drinking beer and watching his wife mow the lawn.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snake about to shed it's skin Why don't you go behind the screen and slip into something more comfortable then !

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek? A bunion.

: #Laughs A man is walking down the street when he hears a voice, "Pssst you come over here!" He looks round and can see no one but an old mangy greyhound.

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