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: #Laughs Mike's grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into his van and takes it to a clock repair shop.

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: #Laughs Sobel goes into the optometrist's office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist, "I think I need my eyeschecked."She says, "You're not kidding.

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: #Laughs What do builders use to make websites? Com.crete.

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: #Laughs A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: "Something has just come up.

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: #Laughs Your family is so poor, when I went to your house I stepped on a cigarette and your Daddy shouted, ?Hey, who turned off the heater!?

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: #Laughs Hear about the Amish couple that was getting a divorce after 55 years of marriage? he wife told the judge that her husband was "driving her buggy!"

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: #Laughs Fred: I got 100 in school today. Mother: Wonderful.

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: #Laughs Chain Letter Type lI: Make a wish!!!(This is where you have to scroll down)Really, go on and make one wish!!!Oh please, s/he'll never go out with you!!!Wish something else!!!Not that either, you pervert!!Is your finger getting tired yet?You Can

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: #Laughs |Amazing AnagramsDormitory == Dirty Room Desperation == A Rope Ends It The Morse Code == Here Come Dots Slot Machines == Cash Lost in 'em Animosity == Is No Amity Snooze Alarms == Alas! No More Z's Alec Guinness == Genuine Class Semolina == Is No

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: #Laughs Father Christmas lost his umbrella but he didn't get wet! Why not? Because it wasn't raining!

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: #Laughs A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.

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: #Laughs A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.

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: #Laughs Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again.

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: #Laughs When shouldn't a mountain climber call for help?When he's hanging by his teeth.

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: #Laughs |Father Murphy met Casey in the street and Casey admired his new umbrella.

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: #Laughs |A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her.

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: #Laughs Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s? He puts down the three and carries the one.

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: #Laughs Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full.

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Crash Test Barbie ...comes with car and brick wall

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: #Laughs Mike's grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into his van and takes it to a clock repair shop.

: #Laughs Sobel goes into the optometrist's office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist, "I think I need my eyeschecked."She says, "You're not kidding.

: #Laughs What do builders use to make websites? Com.crete.

: #Laughs A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: "Something has just come up.

: #Laughs Your family is so poor, when I went to your house I stepped on a cigarette and your Daddy shouted, ?Hey, who turned off the heater!?

: #Laughs Hear about the Amish couple that was getting a divorce after 55 years of marriage? he wife told the judge that her husband was "driving her buggy!"

: #Laughs Fred: I got 100 in school today. Mother: Wonderful.

: #Laughs Chain Letter Type lI: Make a wish!!!(This is where you have to scroll down)Really, go on and make one wish!!!Oh please, s/he'll never go out with you!!!Wish something else!!!Not that either, you pervert!!Is your finger getting tired yet?You Can

: #Laughs |Amazing AnagramsDormitory == Dirty Room Desperation == A Rope Ends It The Morse Code == Here Come Dots Slot Machines == Cash Lost in 'em Animosity == Is No Amity Snooze Alarms == Alas! No More Z's Alec Guinness == Genuine Class Semolina == Is No

: #Laughs Father Christmas lost his umbrella but he didn't get wet! Why not? Because it wasn't raining!

: #Laughs A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.

: #Laughs A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.

: #Laughs Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again.

: #Laughs When shouldn't a mountain climber call for help?When he's hanging by his teeth.

: #Laughs |Father Murphy met Casey in the street and Casey admired his new umbrella.

: #Laughs |A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her.

: #Laughs Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s? He puts down the three and carries the one.

: #Laughs Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind.

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full.

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Crash Test Barbie ...comes with car and brick wall

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