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: #Laughs Why don't mexicans have barbeques? the beans keep slipping through the grill.

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: #Laughs Men are like computers. Hard to figure out and never enough memory.

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: #Laughs A man let out a humongous burp.

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: #Laughs Person 1: It must be terrible for an opera singer to realize that he can never sing again. Person 2: Yes, but it's much more terrible if he doesn't realize it.

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: #Laughs Lady:(standing in the middle of a busy street) Officer, can you tell me how to get to the Hospital? Officer: Just stand where you are!!!

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: #Laughs There was an awful fight at the seafood restaurant. Four fish got battered!

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: #Laughs What did they say about the burger who went skiing for the first time? How the meaty have fallen!

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: #Laughs There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can igniteA 4 years-old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurantIf you hook a dog leash over a c

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: #Laughs Who started the campfire website? Some bright spark.

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: #Laughs |The basic training of every singer should, of course, include myriad types of practical and theoretical emphases.

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: #Laughs What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse ? The Codfather !

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: #Laughs A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial--a grandmotherly, elderly woman.

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: #Laughs A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: "What are you doing here today?"Woman: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood.

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: #Laughs MAKING COFFEE Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman.

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: #Laughs Little Johnny's teacher asked him, "Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, "bitter end" in it.Little Johnny thought for a moment and replies, "Our dog chased our cat and he bitter end."

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: #Laughs How do you get a blond out of a tree? WaveHow do you drown a blond? Stick a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the toliet and tell her to sniff.What is the diference between a blond and a mosquito? A mosquito knows when to stop sucking.Whe

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Crock and Dial ! Crock and Dial who ? Crock and Dial Dundee !

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: #Laughs What kind of street does a ghost like best? A dead end.

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: #Laughs A punk walked into a barber's shop and sat in an empty chair.

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: #Laughs Why don't mexicans have barbeques? the beans keep slipping through the grill.

: #Laughs Men are like computers. Hard to figure out and never enough memory.

: #Laughs A man let out a humongous burp.

: #Laughs Person 1: It must be terrible for an opera singer to realize that he can never sing again. Person 2: Yes, but it's much more terrible if he doesn't realize it.

: #Laughs Lady:(standing in the middle of a busy street) Officer, can you tell me how to get to the Hospital? Officer: Just stand where you are!!!

: #Laughs There was an awful fight at the seafood restaurant. Four fish got battered!

: #Laughs What did they say about the burger who went skiing for the first time? How the meaty have fallen!

: #Laughs There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can igniteA 4 years-old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurantIf you hook a dog leash over a c

: #Laughs Who started the campfire website? Some bright spark.

: #Laughs |The basic training of every singer should, of course, include myriad types of practical and theoretical emphases.

: #Laughs What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse ? The Codfather !

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial--a grandmotherly, elderly woman.

: #Laughs A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: "What are you doing here today?"Woman: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood.

: #Laughs MAKING COFFEE Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman.

: #Laughs Little Johnny's teacher asked him, "Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, "bitter end" in it.Little Johnny thought for a moment and replies, "Our dog chased our cat and he bitter end."

: #Laughs How do you get a blond out of a tree? WaveHow do you drown a blond? Stick a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the toliet and tell her to sniff.What is the diference between a blond and a mosquito? A mosquito knows when to stop sucking.Whe

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Crock and Dial ! Crock and Dial who ? Crock and Dial Dundee !

: #Laughs What kind of street does a ghost like best? A dead end.

: #Laughs A punk walked into a barber's shop and sat in an empty chair.

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