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: #Laughs What do you think of Dracula films? Fangtastic!

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: #Laughs If necessity is the mother of invention, why does so much unnecessary stuff get invented?

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: #Laughs Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde, all come home from work at the same time and get on the elevator.

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: #Laughs What's grey and never needs ironing ? A drip dry elephant !

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: #Laughs Why did Frankenstein squeeze his girlfriend to death? He had a crush on her.

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: #Laughs There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and he wanted to get them bred, so borrowed his neighbor's bull and turned it loose in the pasture.He told his son to watch and come in and tell him when the bull was finished.

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: #Laughs What is the quickest way to double your money ? Fold it in half !

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs Daughter: I will never learn to spell. Mother: Why? Daughter: The teacher keeps changing the words.

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: #Laughs Innkeeper: The room is a night.

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: #Laughs Teacher: How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ? Teacher: What do you mean ? Pupil: Well,up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

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: #Laughs Who went into a witche's den and came out alive ? The witch !

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: #Laughs There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured.

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: #Laughs A man once asked Gandhi what he thought of western civilization.

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: #Laughs A 92-year old woman had a full cardiac arrest at home and was rushed to the hospital.

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: #Laughs An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse, but has the courage to get on again and continue riding? A: Bach in the saddle again.

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: #Laughs So the doctor tells the patient he's got only six months to live.But the patient doesn't pay his bill on time, so the doctor giveshim another six months.

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: #Laughs Two ladies are in a bar and the first lady says, "Why are men the same as parking lots".

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: #Laughs Mary went to Jill's place to tell her about a horrible experience she'dhad the previous night with this bloke she brought home."Well, what happened when you got there?" Jill asked "The bastard called me a slut!" Mary said."And what did you do then

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: #Laughs What do you think of Dracula films? Fangtastic!

: #Laughs If necessity is the mother of invention, why does so much unnecessary stuff get invented?

: #Laughs Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde, all come home from work at the same time and get on the elevator.

: #Laughs What's grey and never needs ironing ? A drip dry elephant !

: #Laughs Why did Frankenstein squeeze his girlfriend to death? He had a crush on her.

: #Laughs There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and he wanted to get them bred, so borrowed his neighbor's bull and turned it loose in the pasture.He told his son to watch and come in and tell him when the bull was finished.

: #Laughs What is the quickest way to double your money ? Fold it in half !

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs Daughter: I will never learn to spell. Mother: Why? Daughter: The teacher keeps changing the words.

: #Laughs Innkeeper: The room is a night.

: #Laughs Teacher: How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ? Teacher: What do you mean ? Pupil: Well,up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

: #Laughs Who went into a witche's den and came out alive ? The witch !

: #Laughs There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured.

: #Laughs A man once asked Gandhi what he thought of western civilization.

: #Laughs A 92-year old woman had a full cardiac arrest at home and was rushed to the hospital.

: #Laughs An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor.

: #Laughs Q: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse, but has the courage to get on again and continue riding? A: Bach in the saddle again.

: #Laughs So the doctor tells the patient he's got only six months to live.But the patient doesn't pay his bill on time, so the doctor giveshim another six months.

: #Laughs Two ladies are in a bar and the first lady says, "Why are men the same as parking lots".

: #Laughs Mary went to Jill's place to tell her about a horrible experience she'dhad the previous night with this bloke she brought home."Well, what happened when you got there?" Jill asked "The bastard called me a slut!" Mary said."And what did you do then

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