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: #Laughs How do you hire a horse? Put a brick under each hoof!

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: #Laughs How are you getting on with the Internet? Surf far, so good.

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: #Laughs What is a man's idea of protected sex?A padded headboard.

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: #Laughs At a major medical convention, a noted internist arises to announce that he has discovered a new miracle antibiotic."What's it cure?" asks a member of the audience.

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: #Laughs Did you hear that they are going to stop circumcising men?They discovered they were throwing away the best part.

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: #Laughs How does a male lightning bolt feel when he notices an attractive female lightning bolt? Thunderstruck

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: #Laughs What did the elephant say to the naked man?That's cute, but can it pick up peanuts!

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: #Laughs Mary: Do you think my sister's pretty ? Gary: Well, let's just say if you pulled her pigtail she'd probably say 'oink, oink '!

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: #Laughs What is the most common educational degree in New Mexico? Kindergarten dropout.

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: #Laughs A man was stopped by a game-warden in Northern Algonquin Park recently with two buckets of fish leaving a lake well known for its fishing The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?" The man replie

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: #Laughs |OLD CREDIT CARDS never die, they just expireOLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get bowled overOLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get smashed for sixOLD DANCERS never die, they just step awayOLD DAREDEVILS never die, they just get discouragedOLD

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: #Laughs eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral.

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: #Laughs Some professionsA psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl enters the room.A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.A schoolteacher is a disillusioned woman who used to think she liked children.A consultant

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: #Laughs What goes round the middle of the Internet? The e-quator.

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: #Laughs A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch on the rocks.

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: #Laughs But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention the video camera? Do you smell something burning? (In a janitor's closet) And they say romance is dead...

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: #Laughs Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting modules, limiting access to flower and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly un

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: #Laughs A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the pigs who took up motorcycling? They wanted to catch bugs with their teeth.

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: #Laughs How do you hire a horse? Put a brick under each hoof!

: #Laughs How are you getting on with the Internet? Surf far, so good.

: #Laughs What is a man's idea of protected sex?A padded headboard.

: #Laughs At a major medical convention, a noted internist arises to announce that he has discovered a new miracle antibiotic."What's it cure?" asks a member of the audience.

: #Laughs Did you hear that they are going to stop circumcising men?They discovered they were throwing away the best part.

: #Laughs How does a male lightning bolt feel when he notices an attractive female lightning bolt? Thunderstruck

: #Laughs What did the elephant say to the naked man?That's cute, but can it pick up peanuts!

: #Laughs Mary: Do you think my sister's pretty ? Gary: Well, let's just say if you pulled her pigtail she'd probably say 'oink, oink '!

: #Laughs What is the most common educational degree in New Mexico? Kindergarten dropout.

: #Laughs A man was stopped by a game-warden in Northern Algonquin Park recently with two buckets of fish leaving a lake well known for its fishing The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?" The man replie

: #Laughs |OLD CREDIT CARDS never die, they just expireOLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get bowled overOLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get smashed for sixOLD DANCERS never die, they just step awayOLD DAREDEVILS never die, they just get discouragedOLD

: #Laughs eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral.

: #Laughs Some professionsA psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl enters the room.A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.A schoolteacher is a disillusioned woman who used to think she liked children.A consultant

: #Laughs What goes round the middle of the Internet? The e-quator.

: #Laughs A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch on the rocks.

: #Laughs But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention the video camera? Do you smell something burning? (In a janitor's closet) And they say romance is dead...

: #Laughs Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting modules, limiting access to flower and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly un

: #Laughs A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the pigs who took up motorcycling? They wanted to catch bugs with their teeth.

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