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: #Laughs After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counseling.

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: #Laughs "Come on, Steve," one guy said to another at the gym, "your wife is not as bad as you say.

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: #Laughs Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she'll rack your balls.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort ? The Baaahaaamaaas !

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: #Laughs Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?A: Because she got an F in sex.

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: #Laughs |What's a man's idea of housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

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: #Laughs A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was in her cabin undressing then suddenly she was overcome by sea sickness.

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: #Laughs One of the life's mysteries is how a two-poundbox of candy can make a woman gain five pounds.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!

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: #Laughs Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blow-job...Q: Did you hear about the queer burglar?A: He couldn't blow the safe do he went down on the elevator...Q: Why is it so groovy to be a test

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: #Laughs A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sitsdown in his seat.

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: #Laughs |Economics is ruining your life when...- I tried to calculate my 3 year old son's discount rate by seeing how many sweets he would require to be promised to him after dinner to be equivalent to one sweet before dinner - I spent one hour in a toy s

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: #Laughs Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar.

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: #Laughs The social worker asked the bartender "What's the difference between your job and mine?" The bartender replied: "I only had to go to bartender school for 6 weeks and I learned to mix a very good drinks, than wait a couple of hours

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: #Laughs QUESTION: Do you know what is honeymoon? ANSWER: A short period of doting between dating and debting.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? A: Because he is a meat eater!

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: #Laughs Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.

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: #Laughs An old woman saved a Fairy's life.

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: #Laughs Spell Indian tent with two letters. TP.

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: #Laughs After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counseling.

: #Laughs "Come on, Steve," one guy said to another at the gym, "your wife is not as bad as you say.

: #Laughs Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she'll rack your balls.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort ? The Baaahaaamaaas !

: #Laughs Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?A: Because she got an F in sex.

: #Laughs |What's a man's idea of housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

: #Laughs A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was in her cabin undressing then suddenly she was overcome by sea sickness.

: #Laughs One of the life's mysteries is how a two-poundbox of candy can make a woman gain five pounds.

: #Laughs Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!

: #Laughs Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blow-job...Q: Did you hear about the queer burglar?A: He couldn't blow the safe do he went down on the elevator...Q: Why is it so groovy to be a test

: #Laughs A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sitsdown in his seat.

: #Laughs |Economics is ruining your life when...- I tried to calculate my 3 year old son's discount rate by seeing how many sweets he would require to be promised to him after dinner to be equivalent to one sweet before dinner - I spent one hour in a toy s

: #Laughs Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar.

: #Laughs The social worker asked the bartender "What's the difference between your job and mine?" The bartender replied: "I only had to go to bartender school for 6 weeks and I learned to mix a very good drinks, than wait a couple of hours

: #Laughs QUESTION: Do you know what is honeymoon? ANSWER: A short period of doting between dating and debting.

: #Laughs Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? A: Because he is a meat eater!

: #Laughs Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.

: #Laughs An old woman saved a Fairy's life.

: #Laughs Spell Indian tent with two letters. TP.

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