Tag: Laughs

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cod ! Cod who ? Cod red-handed !

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs |A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleeding.The officer asked, "Can you describe the person who did this to you?"The Irishman replied, "That's what I was doing when he hit me."

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs |In the early 1930's, a farmer and his wife went to a fair.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have ? Plenty of milk !

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs How can you tell if you're making love to a teacher,a nurse or an airline stewardess? A teacher says we got to do this over and over again til we get it right.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs |WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs |A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of land.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs The first 90% of project takes 90% of the time, the last 10% takes the other 90% of the time.If at first you don't succeed, try again.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I'm writing to you today, the 26th of December.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?""None," replied Johnny, "cause th

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow him a trick.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Woman: Why are you begging for a quarter? Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, What's a tiger ? A stri-ped !

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face."Why do you do that, Mommy?""To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removingthe cream with a tissue."What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Do you like your new baby sister? She's all right.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special postage stamp issued,with his picture on it.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs One lab mouse to another: I've trained that crazy human at last.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to elect a President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today.Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Eliza

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Q: What do you call 3 blondes, a chimp, and another blonde standing on a street corner? A: 4 fcks, 4 fcks, 4 fcks, not for a zillion fcks, 4 f*cks!

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cod ! Cod who ? Cod red-handed !

: #Laughs |A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleeding.The officer asked, "Can you describe the person who did this to you?"The Irishman replied, "That's what I was doing when he hit me."

: #Laughs |In the early 1930's, a farmer and his wife went to a fair.

: #Laughs If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have ? Plenty of milk !

: #Laughs How can you tell if you're making love to a teacher,a nurse or an airline stewardess? A teacher says we got to do this over and over again til we get it right.

: #Laughs Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office.

: #Laughs |WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry.

: #Laughs |A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of land.

: #Laughs The first 90% of project takes 90% of the time, the last 10% takes the other 90% of the time.If at first you don't succeed, try again.

: #Laughs December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I'm writing to you today, the 26th of December.

: #Laughs Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?""None," replied Johnny, "cause th

: #Laughs David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow him a trick.

: #Laughs Woman: Why are you begging for a quarter? Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.

: #Laughs If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, What's a tiger ? A stri-ped !

: #Laughs Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face."Why do you do that, Mommy?""To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removingthe cream with a tissue."What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny.

: #Laughs Do you like your new baby sister? She's all right.

: #Laughs Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special postage stamp issued,with his picture on it.

: #Laughs One lab mouse to another: I've trained that crazy human at last.

: #Laughs To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to elect a President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today.Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Eliza

: #Laughs Q: What do you call 3 blondes, a chimp, and another blonde standing on a street corner? A: 4 fcks, 4 fcks, 4 fcks, not for a zillion fcks, 4 f*cks!

Previous Page Next Page

Back to top | Use Dark Theme