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: #Laughs A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work and were deciding where to go for a drink.The Irishman said "Let's all go to O'Learys.

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: #Laughs Three people die, a Doctor a school teacher and the head of a large HMO, when met at the pearly gates by St.

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: #Laughs Helpful advice for travellers:If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take a bomb with you.BECAUSE: What are the odds of TWO guys being on the SAME PLANE at the SAME TIME with a bomb?

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: #Laughs Father: What did you learn in school today ? Son: That three and three are seven. Father: Three and three are six ! Son: I guess I didn't learn anything today then !

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: #Laughs Q: What's a Jewish American Princess' favorite position?A: Facing Bloomingdales

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: #Laughs WOMEN'S RIGHTSThe following took place at an international conference for women's rights.

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: #Laughs Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ? Because she wants to rise and shine.

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: #Laughs |Wait a minute? Isn't IBM running this Christmas..?

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: #Laughs |The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to start using lawyers instead of rats in their experiments.

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: #Laughs If you had a million dollars and gave away one quarter, and another quarter, and then another quarter, how much would you have left? A million dollars minus 75 cents.

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: #Laughs Why did the boxer date the pretty girl? Because she was a knockout!

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: #Laughs A farmer was interviewing a young man for the job of assistant farmhand. `You'll need to be fit,' said the farmer.

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: #Laughs A woman had 8 children, all of them boys.

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: #Laughs Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!

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: #Laughs A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a landing at an airport they had never been to before.

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: #Laughs The sheriff of a small town was also the town's veterinarian.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Breasts don't have eyes.

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: #Laughs How many hairs are in a dog's tail? None.

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: #Laughs |What's pretty, delicate and carries a sub machine gun?A killer butterfly!

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bonnie ! Bonnie who ? Bonnie by soloflex !

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: #Laughs A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work and were deciding where to go for a drink.The Irishman said "Let's all go to O'Learys.

: #Laughs Three people die, a Doctor a school teacher and the head of a large HMO, when met at the pearly gates by St.

: #Laughs Helpful advice for travellers:If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take a bomb with you.BECAUSE: What are the odds of TWO guys being on the SAME PLANE at the SAME TIME with a bomb?

: #Laughs Father: What did you learn in school today ? Son: That three and three are seven. Father: Three and three are six ! Son: I guess I didn't learn anything today then !

: #Laughs Q: What's a Jewish American Princess' favorite position?A: Facing Bloomingdales

: #Laughs WOMEN'S RIGHTSThe following took place at an international conference for women's rights.

: #Laughs Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ? Because she wants to rise and shine.

: #Laughs |Wait a minute? Isn't IBM running this Christmas..?

: #Laughs |The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to start using lawyers instead of rats in their experiments.

: #Laughs If you had a million dollars and gave away one quarter, and another quarter, and then another quarter, how much would you have left? A million dollars minus 75 cents.

: #Laughs Why did the boxer date the pretty girl? Because she was a knockout!

: #Laughs A farmer was interviewing a young man for the job of assistant farmhand. `You'll need to be fit,' said the farmer.

: #Laughs A woman had 8 children, all of them boys.

: #Laughs Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!

: #Laughs A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a landing at an airport they had never been to before.

: #Laughs The sheriff of a small town was also the town's veterinarian.

: #Laughs Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Breasts don't have eyes.

: #Laughs How many hairs are in a dog's tail? None.

: #Laughs |What's pretty, delicate and carries a sub machine gun?A killer butterfly!

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bonnie ! Bonnie who ? Bonnie by soloflex !

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