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: #Laughs If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest, which one would win?Dan Quayle.

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: #Laughs Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days.

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: #Laughs These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.

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: #Laughs Three men die and go to heaven.

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: #Laughs A worried father confronted his daughter one night.

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: #Laughs An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an elderly man looking down on her.

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: #Laughs How do you know when a redneck isn't wearing any underwear?There's dandruff on his/her shoes.

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: #Laughs The local courtroom was packed as testimony began in thesentencing hearing of a woman convicted of murdering herhusband of 20 years by poisoning his coffee.The defense attorney knew he had his work cut out for himtrying to make his client appear m

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: #Laughs At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the class of officers that the session will focus on potential problems and the resulting strategies.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings? A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles.Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? A: Her ankles.Q: What's the difference between a pit bull and a blonde with PMS? A: Li

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: #Laughs A man goes to the eye doctor.

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: #Laughs When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train? When it's on the train.

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: #Laughs A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, "Father,I have a problem.

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: #Laughs Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs Q: How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend? A: He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.

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: #Laughs Camper: Is it easy to milk a cow? Farmer: Sure it is.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car.

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: #Laughs Definition of ProgrammerProgrammer:A person who passes as an exacting expert on the basis of being able to turn out, after innumberable poundings, an infinite series of incomprehensive answers calculated with micrometric precisions from vague assu

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: #Laughs If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest, which one would win?Dan Quayle.

: #Laughs Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days.

: #Laughs These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.

: #Laughs Three men die and go to heaven.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs A worried father confronted his daughter one night.

: #Laughs An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an elderly man looking down on her.

: #Laughs How do you know when a redneck isn't wearing any underwear?There's dandruff on his/her shoes.

: #Laughs The local courtroom was packed as testimony began in thesentencing hearing of a woman convicted of murdering herhusband of 20 years by poisoning his coffee.The defense attorney knew he had his work cut out for himtrying to make his client appear m

: #Laughs At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the class of officers that the session will focus on potential problems and the resulting strategies.

: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings? A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles.Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? A: Her ankles.Q: What's the difference between a pit bull and a blonde with PMS? A: Li

: #Laughs A man goes to the eye doctor.

: #Laughs When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train? When it's on the train.

: #Laughs A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, "Father,I have a problem.

: #Laughs Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs Q: How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend? A: He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.

: #Laughs Camper: Is it easy to milk a cow? Farmer: Sure it is.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car.

: #Laughs Definition of ProgrammerProgrammer:A person who passes as an exacting expert on the basis of being able to turn out, after innumberable poundings, an infinite series of incomprehensive answers calculated with micrometric precisions from vague assu

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