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: #Laughs Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir fingers through their hair!

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: #Laughs Teacher: What is the formula for water ? George: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you ? George: Sure, you said H to O !

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: #Laughs Men are like bike helmets.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Alex ! Alex who ? Alex Plain later !

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: #Laughs Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf? They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do blonde's get confused in the ladies room? A: They have to pull their own pants down.

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: #Laughs |The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over.20.

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: #Laughs Q: What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree? A: A gorilla with a machine gun.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit? A: One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!

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: #Laughs MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX1.

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: #Laughs In a cemetery in Hartscombe, England:On the 22nd of June- Jonathan Fiddle -Went out of tune.

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: #Laughs A frog walks into his local bank and walks up to the counter."I would like a loan of ?30,000 please." he asks the clerk, whose name is Patrick Whack.

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: #Laughs The engine's being held on by duct tape.

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: #Laughs |The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole.

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: #Laughs Q: Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning? A: It swells at night.

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: #Laughs Which birds steal soap from the bath ? Robber ducks !

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: #Laughs God would like to thank you for your belief and patronage.

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: #Laughs Technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on.

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: #Laughs Santa Claus is a woman....I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's a she.

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: #Laughs A man was complaining to a friend."I had it all.

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: #Laughs Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir fingers through their hair!

: #Laughs Teacher: What is the formula for water ? George: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you ? George: Sure, you said H to O !

: #Laughs Men are like bike helmets.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Alex ! Alex who ? Alex Plain later !

: #Laughs Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf? They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

: #Laughs Q: Why do blonde's get confused in the ladies room? A: They have to pull their own pants down.

: #Laughs |The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over.20.

: #Laughs Q: What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree? A: A gorilla with a machine gun.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit? A: One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!

: #Laughs MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX1.

: #Laughs In a cemetery in Hartscombe, England:On the 22nd of June- Jonathan Fiddle -Went out of tune.

: #Laughs A frog walks into his local bank and walks up to the counter."I would like a loan of ?30,000 please." he asks the clerk, whose name is Patrick Whack.

: #Laughs The engine's being held on by duct tape.

: #Laughs |The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole.

: #Laughs Q: Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning? A: It swells at night.

: #Laughs Which birds steal soap from the bath ? Robber ducks !

: #Laughs God would like to thank you for your belief and patronage.

: #Laughs Technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on.

: #Laughs Santa Claus is a woman....I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's a she.

: #Laughs A man was complaining to a friend."I had it all.

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