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: #Laughs Why did the tadpole feel lonely ? Because he was newt to the area !

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: #Laughs Wanting to lose weight, a woman placed a picture of a shapely, pinup model in her refrigerator to remind her of her goal.

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: #Laughs Women are like computers -- even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cathy ! Cathyl who ? Cathy free.

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: #Laughs Mother: Why was the phone busy all night? Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.

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: #Laughs An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After a while, the priest opened a conversation by saying "I know that, in your religion, you're not supposed to eat pork...Have you actually ever tasted it?The Rabbi sa

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: #Laughs One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts.

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: #Laughs |Little Willie asked his mother: "Mamma, don't soldiers ever go to heaven?""Of course they do!" protested his mother.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a violin and a viola? A: A viola burns longer.

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: #Laughs What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign??LOOK!!! They spelled MACY's wrong!!!!

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: #Laughs A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced that his wife had just produced a typical Texas baby, weighing a whopping twenty pounds."WOW!" was the response from everyone at the bar.Two weeks later the Texan returned to the ba

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?A: She kept having affairs with men!

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: #Laughs Why did the chicken cross the "net" ? It wanted to get to the other site !

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: #Laughs A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical.

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: #Laughs Why did the goal post get angry ? Because the bar was rattled !

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: #Laughs An English prisoner of war was held by the Germans.

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: #Laughs Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise? Because the captain stood on the deck.

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: #Laughs A man was fishing in the jungle.

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: #Laughs Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came across a ticket from the local shoe repair shop.

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: #Laughs The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th wedding anniversary.The old woman said, "We will go to all the same places that we did on our first honeymoon." "Uh huh," said the old man."We will do all the things that we d

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: #Laughs Why did the tadpole feel lonely ? Because he was newt to the area !

: #Laughs Wanting to lose weight, a woman placed a picture of a shapely, pinup model in her refrigerator to remind her of her goal.

: #Laughs Women are like computers -- even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cathy ! Cathyl who ? Cathy free.

: #Laughs Mother: Why was the phone busy all night? Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.

: #Laughs An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After a while, the priest opened a conversation by saying "I know that, in your religion, you're not supposed to eat pork...Have you actually ever tasted it?The Rabbi sa

: #Laughs One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts.

: #Laughs |Little Willie asked his mother: "Mamma, don't soldiers ever go to heaven?""Of course they do!" protested his mother.

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a violin and a viola? A: A viola burns longer.

: #Laughs What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign??LOOK!!! They spelled MACY's wrong!!!!

: #Laughs A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced that his wife had just produced a typical Texas baby, weighing a whopping twenty pounds."WOW!" was the response from everyone at the bar.Two weeks later the Texan returned to the ba

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?A: She kept having affairs with men!

: #Laughs Why did the chicken cross the "net" ? It wanted to get to the other site !

: #Laughs A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical.

: #Laughs Why did the goal post get angry ? Because the bar was rattled !

: #Laughs An English prisoner of war was held by the Germans.

: #Laughs Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise? Because the captain stood on the deck.

: #Laughs A man was fishing in the jungle.

: #Laughs Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came across a ticket from the local shoe repair shop.

: #Laughs The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th wedding anniversary.The old woman said, "We will go to all the same places that we did on our first honeymoon." "Uh huh," said the old man."We will do all the things that we d

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