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: #Laughs "First," said the playboy,"I'm going to buy you a few drinks and get you a bit loose.""Oh no you're not," said the girl."Then I'll take you to dinner and ply you with a few more drinks.""Oh no you're not.""Then I'll take you to my place and keep s

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: #Laughs What is the difference between a hockey game and a High School reunion? At a hockey game you see fast pucks.

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: #Laughs What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ? It's Christmas, Eve !

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: #Laughs What's the best thing about deadly snakes ? They've got poisonality !

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: #Laughs What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake? Stop crying and viper your nose.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the local country club that was determined to be politcally correct?Instead of saying the golfers have handicaps, they say they're stroke-challenged!

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: #Laughs Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on the grounds that her husband "beats her." The Judge, wanting every detail asked how often it was he beat the woman. "Every damn time your Honor," she sighed,

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: #Laughs What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?IleneWhat do you call a Chinese girl with one leg shorter than the other?Irene

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: #Laughs Daughter: I will never learn to spell. Mother: Why? Daughter: The teacher keeps changing the words.

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: #Laughs There was this not too bright scientist doing a study on how frogs respond to commands.He tells a frog to jump.

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: #Laughs The Hat An elderly man was quite unhappy because he had lost his favorite hat.

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: #Laughs What do you give a train driver for Christmas ? Platform shoes !

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: #Laughs The doctor took Bill into the room and said,"Bill, I have some good news and some bad news." Bill said, "Give me the good news." "They're going to name a disease after you."

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: #Laughs |A friend got married and I, being the best man, decided a humorous practical joke was in order.

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: #Laughs What's got six legs and can fly long distances ? Three swallows !

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: #Laughs A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead.As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay fo

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: #Laughs What did the dog use to make his kite? Flypaper.

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: #Laughs A wife arrived home and found her husband in bed with another woman.

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: #Laughs Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only apes for company, and suitably shaped holes in trees for sex.Jane, a reporter, came to Africa in search of this legendary figure.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years? A: Somebody dropped a shekel.

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: #Laughs "First," said the playboy,"I'm going to buy you a few drinks and get you a bit loose.""Oh no you're not," said the girl."Then I'll take you to dinner and ply you with a few more drinks.""Oh no you're not.""Then I'll take you to my place and keep s

: #Laughs What is the difference between a hockey game and a High School reunion? At a hockey game you see fast pucks.

: #Laughs What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ? It's Christmas, Eve !

: #Laughs What's the best thing about deadly snakes ? They've got poisonality !

: #Laughs What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake? Stop crying and viper your nose.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the local country club that was determined to be politcally correct?Instead of saying the golfers have handicaps, they say they're stroke-challenged!

: #Laughs Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on the grounds that her husband "beats her." The Judge, wanting every detail asked how often it was he beat the woman. "Every damn time your Honor," she sighed,

: #Laughs What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?IleneWhat do you call a Chinese girl with one leg shorter than the other?Irene

: #Laughs Daughter: I will never learn to spell. Mother: Why? Daughter: The teacher keeps changing the words.

: #Laughs There was this not too bright scientist doing a study on how frogs respond to commands.He tells a frog to jump.

: #Laughs The Hat An elderly man was quite unhappy because he had lost his favorite hat.

: #Laughs What do you give a train driver for Christmas ? Platform shoes !

: #Laughs The doctor took Bill into the room and said,"Bill, I have some good news and some bad news." Bill said, "Give me the good news." "They're going to name a disease after you."

: #Laughs |A friend got married and I, being the best man, decided a humorous practical joke was in order.

: #Laughs What's got six legs and can fly long distances ? Three swallows !

: #Laughs A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead.As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay fo

: #Laughs What did the dog use to make his kite? Flypaper.

: #Laughs A wife arrived home and found her husband in bed with another woman.

: #Laughs Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only apes for company, and suitably shaped holes in trees for sex.Jane, a reporter, came to Africa in search of this legendary figure.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years? A: Somebody dropped a shekel.

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