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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant? A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

: #Laughs Teddy came thundering down the stairs, much to his father's annoyance. 'Teddy,' he called, 'how many more times have I got to tell you to come down the stairs quietly? Now, go back up and come down like a civilised human being.' Ther

: #Laughs A man and his son were shovelling the driveway after a heavy snowfall when their dog, Lady, wandered away from them.

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Dirty Harry Barbie ...comes with large caliber pistol; pull the string and she says, "Go ahead >giggle< Make my day!"

: #Laughs A kid called up his mom from his college and asked her for some money, because he ran out of it.

: #Laughs This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:----------------------------------------------------------------Rebecca and Gary English 44ASMUCreative WritingProf Miller In-class Assignment for WednesdayToday we w

: #Laughs Three elderly ladies were at the doctor for a cognitive reasoning test.The doctor says to the first gal, "What is three times three?" "297," was her prompt reply.

: #Laughs Yo mama is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball? They're both brown, except the snowball.

: #Laughs A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: "Satisfaction guaranteed or your mania back!"

: #Laughs What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma? When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.
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