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: #Laughs - What do you think about the coming battle, General? - God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it? - To find out who is the loser.

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: #Laughs After the party, as the couple was driving home, the woman asks herhusband,"Honey, has anyone ever told you how handsome, sexy and irresistible towomen you are?"The flattered husband said, "No, dear they haven't."The wife yells, "Then what the hec

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: #Laughs Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said, "So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses."

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: #Laughs What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast? How slime flies!

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: #Laughs A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that he is dead. The musician calls back 25 times more and gets the same message from receptionist. She asks why he keeps calling.

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: #Laughs One blond says to another, "how did you die"? "I froze to death," says the second.

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: #Laughs Young Bradley arrived at his date's house wearing a shirt that had water dripping from it.

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: #Laughs My Favourite Sweets by Annie Seedball

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: #Laughs Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both tend to have "hip" problems.Neither understand football.Both are good at pretending that they're listening to every word you say.Neither believe that silence is golden

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: #Laughs How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?She hikes up her skirt every time you yawn.

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: #Laughs Having a dog is great, it's just the 'dog people' that freak me out.

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: #Laughs Why do actors like snooker halls? Because that's where they get their best cues.

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: #Laughs Where does Bill Clinton have sex?- In the oral office.

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: #Laughs When do vampires bite you? On Wincedays.

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: #Laughs A woman goes to a doctor with a problem.

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: #Laughs I married Miss Right.I just didn't know her first name was "Always."

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: #Laughs A cub reporter for a small town newspaper was sent out on his first assignment.

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: #Laughs What do men and women have in common?They both distrust men.

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: #Laughs The world is divided into two groups.

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: #Laughs - What do you think about the coming battle, General? - God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it? - To find out who is the loser.

: #Laughs For me, penises are a hobby ...

: #Laughs After the party, as the couple was driving home, the woman asks herhusband,"Honey, has anyone ever told you how handsome, sexy and irresistible towomen you are?"The flattered husband said, "No, dear they haven't."The wife yells, "Then what the hec

: #Laughs Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said, "So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses."

: #Laughs What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast? How slime flies!

: #Laughs A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that he is dead. The musician calls back 25 times more and gets the same message from receptionist. She asks why he keeps calling.

: #Laughs One blond says to another, "how did you die"? "I froze to death," says the second.

: #Laughs Young Bradley arrived at his date's house wearing a shirt that had water dripping from it.

: #Laughs My Favourite Sweets by Annie Seedball

: #Laughs Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both tend to have "hip" problems.Neither understand football.Both are good at pretending that they're listening to every word you say.Neither believe that silence is golden

: #Laughs How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?She hikes up her skirt every time you yawn.

: #Laughs Having a dog is great, it's just the 'dog people' that freak me out.

: #Laughs Why do actors like snooker halls? Because that's where they get their best cues.

: #Laughs Where does Bill Clinton have sex?- In the oral office.

: #Laughs When do vampires bite you? On Wincedays.

: #Laughs A woman goes to a doctor with a problem.

: #Laughs I married Miss Right.I just didn't know her first name was "Always."

: #Laughs A cub reporter for a small town newspaper was sent out on his first assignment.

: #Laughs What do men and women have in common?They both distrust men.

: #Laughs The world is divided into two groups.

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