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: #Laughs |A surgeon and an architect, both English, were joined by an Irish politician, and all fell to arguing as to whose profession was the oldest.

: #Laughs A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked.While he was sitting in the chair being examined, the dentist said to him, "Have you done oral sex lately?"The man replied, "Why yes, I did this morning actually.

: #Laughs Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?A: "Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?"

: #Laughs Two GI's in the Vietnam war have been stuck in a trench for three days when one needs a shit."I can't go in here" he says" It's really going to stink""There's another trench over there" says the other."I'll cover you with the M60....

: #Laughs |A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size shoes to buy.

: #Laughs Mother calls up stairs, "You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast or you'll be late for school!"As they are ambling down, the 5-year-old turns to the 4-year-old, stops and says, "Today we're gonna learn to swear!" The 4-year-old gives

: #Laughs Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet,sensitive men in this world?Because they already have boyfriends!

: #Laughs |The English LanguageHave you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?Let's face itEnglish is a stupid language.There is no egg in the eggplantNo ham in the hamburgerAnd neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.English m

: #Laughs At an outdoor press conference, Al Gore was addressing harsh criticism of being "lifeless as a statue." "That is absurd," Gore stoically stated.
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