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: #Laughs How to Hunt Elephants -- QA StyleQuality assurance inspectors ignore the elephants and lookfor mistakes the other hunters made when they were packingthe jeep.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!

: #Laughs He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way.She: Well, you succeeded!

: #Laughs |The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson."Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?'' she asked the instructor."P-u-t-t is correct,'' he replied."Put means to place a thing where you want it.

: #Laughs An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: Our furnace stopped working and we had to burn it to stop ourselves from freezing

: #Laughs Ever hear the expression "hard drinker" ? Never made much sense to me, drinking's one of the easiest things in the world to do.

: #Laughs Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because they have "buck teeth!"

: #Laughs It was the age when knighthood was in flower.A young lady was pounding away at a piece ofiron with a sledgehammer.

: #Laughs |Prison life versus a full-time jobIn prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8' X 10' cell.At work you spend most of your time in a 6' X 8' cubicle.In prison you get three meals a day.At work you only get a break for one meal and you hav
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