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: #Laughs How do you weigh a whale? On Whale Weigh Scales.

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: #Laughs What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger? Ham Burger is 'well done' and Chief Justice Warren Burger has 'done well'!

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Buggy ! Buggy who ? Buggy Jean is not my lover !

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: #Laughs After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day.

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: #Laughs A little girl asked santa to send her a sister.

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: #Laughs Three doctors died and went to the Pearly Gates to be interviewed to see where they would end up.

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: #Laughs What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read? One with a cemetery plot.

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: #Laughs Only in America...

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: #Laughs Two women, who are dog owners, are arguing which dog is smarter. First woman: My dog is so smart.

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: #Laughs A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years.They had the following conversation: Dr.: Take the red pill after breakfast with one glass of water.Woman: Ok.

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: #Laughs TOP TEN things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day:10.

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: #Laughs After much research and millions of dollars, our scientists havediscovered the secret ingredients to Viagra!VIAGRA INGREDIENT LIST: (TopSecret!) 3% Vitamin E 2% aspirin 2%ibuprofen 1% Vitamin C...and .

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: #Laughs "How can I believe in God when just last week I gotmy tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?" by Woody Allen.

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: #Laughs I've got trouble with the wife again - she came into the bar looking for me and I asked for her number.

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: #Laughs Remember when........A computer was something on TV froma science fiction show of notea window was something you hated to cleanand ram was the cousin of a goatMeg was the name of my girlfriendand gig was a job for the nightsnow they all mean diffe

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: #Laughs In the midst of a veritable downpour, a gallant driver sawa woman alone in the mud trying to change a flat tire, andcouldn't bear passing her by.

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: #Laughs Waiter, what's this bug doing waltzing around my table ! It's the band, sir, they are playing his tune !

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: #Laughs What's the fastest cake in the world? Meriiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngue.

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: #Laughs A Geography teacher stands in front of a map of the world.Geography Teacher: Tony, can you tell me where in the world America is placed on this map? Tony shows him America.

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: #Laughs Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight.After the plane was airborne, the flight attendant came around for drinkorders.The President asked for a whisky & soda, which was brought and placedbefore him.

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: #Laughs How do you weigh a whale? On Whale Weigh Scales.

: #Laughs What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger? Ham Burger is 'well done' and Chief Justice Warren Burger has 'done well'!

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Buggy ! Buggy who ? Buggy Jean is not my lover !

: #Laughs After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day.

: #Laughs A little girl asked santa to send her a sister.

: #Laughs Three doctors died and went to the Pearly Gates to be interviewed to see where they would end up.

: #Laughs What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read? One with a cemetery plot.

: #Laughs Only in America...

: #Laughs Two women, who are dog owners, are arguing which dog is smarter. First woman: My dog is so smart.

: #Laughs A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years.They had the following conversation: Dr.: Take the red pill after breakfast with one glass of water.Woman: Ok.

: #Laughs TOP TEN things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day:10.

: #Laughs After much research and millions of dollars, our scientists havediscovered the secret ingredients to Viagra!VIAGRA INGREDIENT LIST: (TopSecret!) 3% Vitamin E 2% aspirin 2%ibuprofen 1% Vitamin C...and .

: #Laughs "How can I believe in God when just last week I gotmy tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?" by Woody Allen.

: #Laughs I've got trouble with the wife again - she came into the bar looking for me and I asked for her number.

: #Laughs Remember when........A computer was something on TV froma science fiction show of notea window was something you hated to cleanand ram was the cousin of a goatMeg was the name of my girlfriendand gig was a job for the nightsnow they all mean diffe

: #Laughs In the midst of a veritable downpour, a gallant driver sawa woman alone in the mud trying to change a flat tire, andcouldn't bear passing her by.

: #Laughs Waiter, what's this bug doing waltzing around my table ! It's the band, sir, they are playing his tune !

: #Laughs What's the fastest cake in the world? Meriiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngue.

: #Laughs A Geography teacher stands in front of a map of the world.Geography Teacher: Tony, can you tell me where in the world America is placed on this map? Tony shows him America.

: #Laughs Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight.After the plane was airborne, the flight attendant came around for drinkorders.The President asked for a whisky & soda, which was brought and placedbefore him.

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