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: #Laughs How do dentists become brain surgeons?When their drills slip.

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: #Laughs What do you call two witches who share a room? Broom-mates.

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: #Laughs Teacher: You seem very well read, have you read Shakespeare ? Pupil: No Teacher: What have you read then ? Pupil: Umm, I've got red hair !

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: #Laughs |"This is Captain Sinclair speaking.

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: #Laughs What is a cannibal's favorite food? Baked Beings.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a cow with a spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster? A cockerpoodlemoo!

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: #Laughs A brunette was walking on the railroad tracks saying, "21...21....21...." when a blonde jumped on.

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: #Laughs What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him??? I didn't do it on porpoise!!!

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair? A: She wanted to rock and roll

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: #Laughs Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very tired.

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: #Laughs Do you think my skin is starting to show its age?" "I can't tell.

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: #Laughs "I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.""Bullshit, watch this...Rover sit! Oh dear, you're right, I'll getthe shovel and clean it up!"

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: #Laughs There is 2 fags walking down the beach.

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: #Laughs One day, Clinton called the White House interior decorator into the Oval Office.He was very furious and said, "Chelsea is very upset because she thinks she has the ugliest room in the entire White House; I want something done about it immediately!

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: #Laughs Q: What did the blonde say during a porno? A: "There I am!"

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: #Laughs What birds are found in Portugal ? Portu-geese !

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: #Laughs Why can't the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid to lick it.

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: #Laughs Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ? He wanted to see the floor show !

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Kleptomaniac Barbie ...doll with suction cup hands

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: #Laughs What would you get if you crossed a new-born snake with a basketball? A bouncing baby boa.

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: #Laughs How do dentists become brain surgeons?When their drills slip.

: #Laughs What do you call two witches who share a room? Broom-mates.

: #Laughs Teacher: You seem very well read, have you read Shakespeare ? Pupil: No Teacher: What have you read then ? Pupil: Umm, I've got red hair !

: #Laughs |"This is Captain Sinclair speaking.

: #Laughs What is a cannibal's favorite food? Baked Beings.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a cow with a spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster? A cockerpoodlemoo!

: #Laughs A brunette was walking on the railroad tracks saying, "21...21....21...." when a blonde jumped on.

: #Laughs What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him??? I didn't do it on porpoise!!!

: #Laughs Q: Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair? A: She wanted to rock and roll

: #Laughs Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very tired.

: #Laughs Do you think my skin is starting to show its age?" "I can't tell.

: #Laughs "I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.""Bullshit, watch this...Rover sit! Oh dear, you're right, I'll getthe shovel and clean it up!"

: #Laughs There is 2 fags walking down the beach.

: #Laughs One day, Clinton called the White House interior decorator into the Oval Office.He was very furious and said, "Chelsea is very upset because she thinks she has the ugliest room in the entire White House; I want something done about it immediately!

: #Laughs Q: What did the blonde say during a porno? A: "There I am!"

: #Laughs What birds are found in Portugal ? Portu-geese !

: #Laughs Why can't the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid to lick it.

: #Laughs Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ? He wanted to see the floor show !

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Kleptomaniac Barbie ...doll with suction cup hands

: #Laughs What would you get if you crossed a new-born snake with a basketball? A bouncing baby boa.

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