Tag: Laughs

: #Laughs A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing his wife when he found her with a neighbor.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I feel like a dog! Sit!

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Two little boys were visiting their grandfather and he took them to a restaurant for lunch.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom's apple pie.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Chopin ! Chopin who ? Chopin the supermarket !

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs What do cows usually fly around in? Helicowpters and Bulloons.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs This guy runs home and bursts in yelling "Pack your bags honey, I just won the lottery!!"She says "Oh wonderful, should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?"He replies "I don't care...Just get the heck out!!"

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Why was there a bug in the computer? It was looking for a byte to eat.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends. "The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs You know that Storks bring babys of course.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.Old Man speaks; "Lad, look out there to the field.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Q: What's the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs |I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dog.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy's window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube." The man says, "Sorry officer I can't do that.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ? 'Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money () But we know that money is a root of all evil, thus: money = sqrt(evil) Taking into account (), we have: Girls = sqrt(evil)*sqrt(evil) And finally: Girls = |evil| Thus, Girls

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl? A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs What do you call ten Utah State law students standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs |Dictionary of Evaluation Comments Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really saying in all those glowing employee work performance evaluations s/he keeps cranking out.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing his wife when he found her with a neighbor.

: #Laughs Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I feel like a dog! Sit!

: #Laughs Two little boys were visiting their grandfather and he took them to a restaurant for lunch.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom's apple pie.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Chopin ! Chopin who ? Chopin the supermarket !

: #Laughs What do cows usually fly around in? Helicowpters and Bulloons.

: #Laughs This guy runs home and bursts in yelling "Pack your bags honey, I just won the lottery!!"She says "Oh wonderful, should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?"He replies "I don't care...Just get the heck out!!"

: #Laughs Why was there a bug in the computer? It was looking for a byte to eat.

: #Laughs At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends. "The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company.

: #Laughs You know that Storks bring babys of course.

: #Laughs A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.Old Man speaks; "Lad, look out there to the field.

: #Laughs Q: What's the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.

: #Laughs |I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dog.

: #Laughs A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy's window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube." The man says, "Sorry officer I can't do that.

: #Laughs What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ? 'Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

: #Laughs Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money () But we know that money is a root of all evil, thus: money = sqrt(evil) Taking into account (), we have: Girls = sqrt(evil)*sqrt(evil) And finally: Girls = |evil| Thus, Girls

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl? A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

: #Laughs What do you call ten Utah State law students standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel.

: #Laughs |Dictionary of Evaluation Comments Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really saying in all those glowing employee work performance evaluations s/he keeps cranking out.

Previous Page Next Page

Back to top | Use Dark Theme