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: #Laughs Man walks into a supermarket and buys :1 bar of soap1 toothbrush1 tube toothpaste1 loaf of bread 1 pint of milk1 single serving cereal1 single serving frozen dinnerThe girl at the checkout looks at him and says "Single are you?"The man replies ver

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bernadette ! Bernadette who ? Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving !

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Hunchback Barbie ...pull the string and she cries, "Sanctuary! Sanctuary!"

: #Laughs |Knock KnockWho's there ?WenceslasWenceslas who ? Wenceslas train home ? Knock KnockWho's there ?SnowSnow who ? Snow business like show business ! Knock KnockWho's there ?WayneWayne who ? Wayne in a manger...

: #Laughs The kindergarten teacher was showing her class an encyclopedia page picturing several national flags.

: #Laughs She was two thirds married once. What do you mean ? Well, she turned up, the Minster turned up, but the groom didn't !

: #Laughs |Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n - 2) = n(2n - 2)n(2n - 2) - n(2n - 2) = 0(n - n)(2n - 2) = 02n(n - n) - 2(n - n) = 02n - 2 = 02n = 2n + n = 2or setting n = 11 + 1 = 2

: #Laughs What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas' sleigh and is made of cement? I don't know. A reindeer! What about the cement? I just threw that in to make it hard.
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