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: #Laughs How can if you have a stupid dog ? It chases parked cars !

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: #Laughs Why is a dog so warm in Summer? He wears a coat and pants.

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: #Laughs What's a vampire's favorite hobby? In-grave-ing.

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: #Laughs Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

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: #Laughs Why are there no phone books in China?Because there are so many Wing's and Wong's, they are afraid you will Wing the Wong number.

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: #Laughs Why did the chick disappoint his mother ? He wasn't what he was cracked up to be !

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: #Laughs *** NOTE: This joke may be offensive to some.STOP HERE if you are offended by religious jokes.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a rooster and a hooker? a rooster says cocka-doodle-doo a hooker says any cock will do.

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: #Laughs It's the day after Christmas and young Johnny rides his new bike up to a stop light where a policeman on his horse is waiting for the light to change.The policeman looks over at Johnny and says, "Got that bike for Christmas, sonny?"The youngster r

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: #Laughs A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says 'Sorry we don't serve snails' and throws him out.A couple of weeks later the snail goes into the bar again and says...

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: #Laughs What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ? Mice cubes !

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: #Laughs After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children, but nothing worked.So they went to a doctor, and got checked over.The doctor took time to reassure them.

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: #Laughs Q: What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: She's trying to hold on to a thought.

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: #Laughs "Were you in Paris on your vacation?" "I don't know, my wife got the tickets."

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: #Laughs |A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home.

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: #Laughs A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try horseback riding one day.

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: #Laughs How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb? "Sorry, we closed 18 seconds ago, and I've just cashed up."

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: #Laughs Vicar: Whats that you're doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy: Blows 'em to fucking pieces, Vicar!

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: #Laughs Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang.

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: #Laughs There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman, and Mickey Mouse.

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: #Laughs How can if you have a stupid dog ? It chases parked cars !

: #Laughs Why is a dog so warm in Summer? He wears a coat and pants.

: #Laughs What's a vampire's favorite hobby? In-grave-ing.

: #Laughs Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

: #Laughs Why are there no phone books in China?Because there are so many Wing's and Wong's, they are afraid you will Wing the Wong number.

: #Laughs Why did the chick disappoint his mother ? He wasn't what he was cracked up to be !

: #Laughs *** NOTE: This joke may be offensive to some.STOP HERE if you are offended by religious jokes.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a rooster and a hooker? a rooster says cocka-doodle-doo a hooker says any cock will do.

: #Laughs It's the day after Christmas and young Johnny rides his new bike up to a stop light where a policeman on his horse is waiting for the light to change.The policeman looks over at Johnny and says, "Got that bike for Christmas, sonny?"The youngster r

: #Laughs A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says 'Sorry we don't serve snails' and throws him out.A couple of weeks later the snail goes into the bar again and says...

: #Laughs What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ? Mice cubes !

: #Laughs After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children, but nothing worked.So they went to a doctor, and got checked over.The doctor took time to reassure them.

: #Laughs Q: What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: She's trying to hold on to a thought.

: #Laughs "Were you in Paris on your vacation?" "I don't know, my wife got the tickets."

: #Laughs |A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home.

: #Laughs A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try horseback riding one day.

: #Laughs How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb? "Sorry, we closed 18 seconds ago, and I've just cashed up."

: #Laughs Vicar: Whats that you're doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy: Blows 'em to fucking pieces, Vicar!

: #Laughs Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang.

: #Laughs There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman, and Mickey Mouse.

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