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: #Laughs |Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!"The second says, "Well I'm so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!"

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: #Laughs Do you know why Eskimos always do their laundry in tide? Because it's too cold out-tide!

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: #Laughs A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some yard work.

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: #Laughs A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest.

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: #Laughs Where do snowmen keep their money ? In a snowbank !

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: #Laughs I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley.

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: #Laughs To make things easier for all of us, please notice this Important Notice About Notices...You may have noticed the increased number of notices for you to notice.

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: #Laughs What do vampires make sandwiches out of? Self-raising dead.

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: #Laughs |Picard "Mr.

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: #Laughs On her annual visit to another planet, an old lady turns to the cabin steward and says.

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: #Laughs A forester and a lawyer were in car accident and showed up at the pearly gates together.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Beaver E ! Beaver E who ? Beaver E quiet and nobody will find us !

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: #Laughs Teacher: I wished you would pay a little attention Pupil: I'm paying as little as I can !

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? A: He sold his soul to Santa.

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: #Laughs The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a pair of animals.

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: #Laughs |What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?The tusk fairy!What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet?An elephant with spare parts!What's grey but turns red?An embarrassed elephant!What's grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?Cin

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: #Laughs A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her gift.

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: #Laughs A farmer, who went to a big city to see the sights, asked the hotel's clerk about the time of meals. "Breakfast is served from 7 to 11, dinner from 12 to 3, and supper from 6 to 8," explained the clerk. "Look here," inquired th

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: #Laughs |Jones: "The chinese make it an invariable rule to settle all their debts on New Year's Day."Smith: "So I understand, but, then again, the Chinese don't have a Christmas the week before!"

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: #Laughs What do vampires cross the sea in? Blood vessels.

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: #Laughs |Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!"The second says, "Well I'm so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!"

: #Laughs Do you know why Eskimos always do their laundry in tide? Because it's too cold out-tide!

: #Laughs A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some yard work.

: #Laughs A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest.

: #Laughs Where do snowmen keep their money ? In a snowbank !

: #Laughs I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley.

: #Laughs To make things easier for all of us, please notice this Important Notice About Notices...You may have noticed the increased number of notices for you to notice.

: #Laughs What do vampires make sandwiches out of? Self-raising dead.

: #Laughs |Picard "Mr.

: #Laughs On her annual visit to another planet, an old lady turns to the cabin steward and says.

: #Laughs A forester and a lawyer were in car accident and showed up at the pearly gates together.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Beaver E ! Beaver E who ? Beaver E quiet and nobody will find us !

: #Laughs Teacher: I wished you would pay a little attention Pupil: I'm paying as little as I can !

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? A: He sold his soul to Santa.

: #Laughs The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a pair of animals.

: #Laughs |What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?The tusk fairy!What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet?An elephant with spare parts!What's grey but turns red?An embarrassed elephant!What's grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?Cin

: #Laughs A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her gift.

: #Laughs A farmer, who went to a big city to see the sights, asked the hotel's clerk about the time of meals. "Breakfast is served from 7 to 11, dinner from 12 to 3, and supper from 6 to 8," explained the clerk. "Look here," inquired th

: #Laughs |Jones: "The chinese make it an invariable rule to settle all their debts on New Year's Day."Smith: "So I understand, but, then again, the Chinese don't have a Christmas the week before!"

: #Laughs What do vampires cross the sea in? Blood vessels.

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