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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede ? A great walkie-talkie !

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: #Laughs Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit? Motorist: I'm in a car pool.

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: #Laughs "Sister Ann, aren't you putting on a little weight?" inquired Father Dan during his visit to the convent, suspiciously eyeing her bulging stomach.

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: #Laughs Perhaps you know why women over fifty don't have babies.They would put them down somewhere and forget where they left them.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ? A cow that can milk itself !

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: #Laughs What's gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves ? Stalagmice !

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: #Laughs A female snake charmer was wooed by an undertaker and accepted his offer of marriage.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between God and fighter pilots? A: God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.

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: #Laughs |By following the instructions below, you should have error-free, long-lasting floppy disks.

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: #Laughs |What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?The tusk fairy!What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet?An elephant with spare parts!What's grey but turns red?An embarrassed elephant!What's grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?Cin

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: #Laughs Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig? Pigs don't have red noses.

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: #Laughs What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes? Get a small hankie!

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: #Laughs Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having children will turn you into your parents.

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: #Laughs There was a little old lady from a small town in America who had to go to Texas.

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: #Laughs A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial -- it went like this: Q: Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene? A: No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of th

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: #Laughs A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife.

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: #Laughs The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to Arlington National Cemetery.

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: #Laughs I got a call from a woman who wanted to go to Capetown. started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information when she interrupted me with "I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Cape Town is in Massachusett

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede ? A great walkie-talkie !

: #Laughs Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit? Motorist: I'm in a car pool.

: #Laughs "Sister Ann, aren't you putting on a little weight?" inquired Father Dan during his visit to the convent, suspiciously eyeing her bulging stomach.

: #Laughs Perhaps you know why women over fifty don't have babies.They would put them down somewhere and forget where they left them.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ? A cow that can milk itself !

: #Laughs What's gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves ? Stalagmice !

: #Laughs A female snake charmer was wooed by an undertaker and accepted his offer of marriage.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between God and fighter pilots? A: God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.

: #Laughs St.

: #Laughs |By following the instructions below, you should have error-free, long-lasting floppy disks.

: #Laughs |What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?The tusk fairy!What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet?An elephant with spare parts!What's grey but turns red?An embarrassed elephant!What's grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?Cin

: #Laughs Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig? Pigs don't have red noses.

: #Laughs What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes? Get a small hankie!

: #Laughs Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having children will turn you into your parents.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs There was a little old lady from a small town in America who had to go to Texas.

: #Laughs A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial -- it went like this: Q: Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene? A: No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of th

: #Laughs A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife.

: #Laughs The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to Arlington National Cemetery.

: #Laughs I got a call from a woman who wanted to go to Capetown. started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information when she interrupted me with "I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Cape Town is in Massachusett

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