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: #Laughs One day the zoo-keeper noticed that "Cheech" the orang-utang was reading two books -- the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species.In surprise he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both those books"?"Well," said the orang-utang, "I just wanted to kno

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: #Laughs What kind of dog always needs a shave? A bearded collie!

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: #Laughs A Pole, English, and French guy are running away from the German soldiers when they come up to a forest and they decide to hide by each climbing a tree.

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: #Laughs A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he was walking away, he turned to the cadet and said, "I guess when I die you'll come and dance on my grave." The cadet replied, "Not me, Sarge...no sir!I promised myself that when I g

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the witch who turned her friend into an egg? She kept trying to poach her ideas.

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the blonde who hijacked a submarine? A: She demanded 0,000 and a parachute.

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: #Laughs Q: When's the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk? - A: Anytime he wants to go.

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: #Laughs Retired colonel, talking of the good old days: Have you ever hunted bear? His grandson's teacher: No, but I've been fishing in shorts.

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: #Laughs How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

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: #Laughs The newlyweds were on their honeymoon when the groom asked, "Honey, you can tell me.

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: #Laughs A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo.

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: #Laughs There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,"I chewed up all my masters shoes, and that's why I'm here".

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: #Laughs Mr.

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: #Laughs What does a vampire take for a cold? Coffin syrup!

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: #Laughs What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ? I.C.

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: #Laughs Patient walks into a doctor's office.

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: #Laughs Whats the difference between Bill Clinton & J.F.K?One got his head blown off in the back of a limousine & the other got assasinated.

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: #Laughs What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet ? An elephant with spare parts !el

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: #Laughs Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: "Thanks for the refill!"

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: #Laughs A pirate was talking to a "land-lubber" in a bar.

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: #Laughs One day the zoo-keeper noticed that "Cheech" the orang-utang was reading two books -- the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species.In surprise he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both those books"?"Well," said the orang-utang, "I just wanted to kno

: #Laughs What kind of dog always needs a shave? A bearded collie!

: #Laughs A Pole, English, and French guy are running away from the German soldiers when they come up to a forest and they decide to hide by each climbing a tree.

: #Laughs A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he was walking away, he turned to the cadet and said, "I guess when I die you'll come and dance on my grave." The cadet replied, "Not me, Sarge...no sir!I promised myself that when I g

: #Laughs Did you hear about the witch who turned her friend into an egg? She kept trying to poach her ideas.

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the blonde who hijacked a submarine? A: She demanded 0,000 and a parachute.

: #Laughs Q: When's the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk? - A: Anytime he wants to go.

: #Laughs Retired colonel, talking of the good old days: Have you ever hunted bear? His grandson's teacher: No, but I've been fishing in shorts.

: #Laughs How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

: #Laughs The newlyweds were on their honeymoon when the groom asked, "Honey, you can tell me.

: #Laughs A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo.

: #Laughs There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,"I chewed up all my masters shoes, and that's why I'm here".

: #Laughs Mr.

: #Laughs What does a vampire take for a cold? Coffin syrup!

: #Laughs What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ? I.C.

: #Laughs Patient walks into a doctor's office.

: #Laughs Whats the difference between Bill Clinton & J.F.K?One got his head blown off in the back of a limousine & the other got assasinated.

: #Laughs What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet ? An elephant with spare parts !el

: #Laughs Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: "Thanks for the refill!"

: #Laughs A pirate was talking to a "land-lubber" in a bar.

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