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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Watching her mother as she tried on her new mink coat, the daughter protested, "Mom, do you realize some poor, dumb beast suffered so you could have that coat?"Her mother glared back at her and said, "Don't talk about your father that way!"

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A man sobering up from the night before is sitting through the Sunday sermon, finding it long and boring.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Two college students, Frank and Matt, are riding on a New York City subway when a beggar approaches them asking for spare change.Frank adamantly rejects the man in disgust.Matt, on the other hand, whips out his wallet, pulls out a couples of dolla

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between trumpet players and government bonds? A: Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A recruit examines the food served to him in the batallion dining room. - Do I have any choice here, he asks a sergeant. - Yes, you do.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What does a bee do with it's stinger before he goes to bed???He put's it in his honey!!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ? A teddy boar !

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Who won the animal race? The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck, but the aardvark won by a nose!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |The story of someone getting a haircut.Women's version:Woman2: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute! Woman1: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What kind of robbery is not dangerous? A safe robbery.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after an evening of partying ashore.As they climbed the gangway, the captain threw up all over himself.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs You used to be arrogant and obnoxious.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |Psychiatrist: What's your problem?Patient: I think I'm a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?Patient: Ever since I was an egg!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs The Reverend Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just had to play golf.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary? An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Why did the alien phone home on his mobile? Because it was so ET !

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm.

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