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: #Laughs A truck driver was going down a steep incline when, at the foot of the hill, he was able to make out a couple having sex in the middle of the road.

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: #Laughs Why did God invent shopping carts? To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.

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: #Laughs IBM Memo about Peripheral Replacement This is an actual alert to IBM Field Engineers that went out to all IBM Branch Offices.

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: #Laughs |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock.

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: #Laughs If Timex made toasters...They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a licking and keep on toasting.

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: #Laughs |A lawyer and two buddies were fishing on Caddo Lake in Texas when a lightning storm hit.

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: #Laughs Q: What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age? A: "Today children, we will learn our ABC's"

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: #Laughs There are three blondes stranded on an island.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cole ! Cole who ? Cole as a cucumber !

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: #Laughs One day at the end of class little Johnny's teacher has the class go home and think of a story and then conclude the moral of that story.

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: #Laughs An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day when a car pulls over next to him.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor, Father Christmas gives us oranges every Christmas.

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: #Laughs There was an elderly couple that was on their way for a 2 week vacation on a carribean cruise.

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: #Laughs 'Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin' 'Cept a redneck named Taylor.His first name was Bubba, Joe was his middle,And a-runnin' down his chin Was a trickle of spittle.His socks, they were hung by the

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between the dinosaur and a dragon...?A: Dinosaurs are too young to SMOKE!

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: #Laughs A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent officer says- "you can't patent a peach, the peach has already been patented!"And the farmer says, "Oh no.

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: #Laughs A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial - it went like this: Q.

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: #Laughs Messy desk.

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: #Laughs What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train ? A laplander !

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: #Laughs What did the really ugly man do for a living ? He posed for Halloween masks !

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: #Laughs A truck driver was going down a steep incline when, at the foot of the hill, he was able to make out a couple having sex in the middle of the road.

: #Laughs Why did God invent shopping carts? To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.

: #Laughs IBM Memo about Peripheral Replacement This is an actual alert to IBM Field Engineers that went out to all IBM Branch Offices.

: #Laughs |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock.

: #Laughs If Timex made toasters...They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a licking and keep on toasting.

: #Laughs |A lawyer and two buddies were fishing on Caddo Lake in Texas when a lightning storm hit.

: #Laughs Q: What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age? A: "Today children, we will learn our ABC's"

: #Laughs There are three blondes stranded on an island.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cole ! Cole who ? Cole as a cucumber !

: #Laughs One day at the end of class little Johnny's teacher has the class go home and think of a story and then conclude the moral of that story.

: #Laughs An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day when a car pulls over next to him.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor, Father Christmas gives us oranges every Christmas.

: #Laughs There was an elderly couple that was on their way for a 2 week vacation on a carribean cruise.

: #Laughs 'Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin' 'Cept a redneck named Taylor.His first name was Bubba, Joe was his middle,And a-runnin' down his chin Was a trickle of spittle.His socks, they were hung by the

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between the dinosaur and a dragon...?A: Dinosaurs are too young to SMOKE!

: #Laughs A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent officer says- "you can't patent a peach, the peach has already been patented!"And the farmer says, "Oh no.

: #Laughs A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial - it went like this: Q.

: #Laughs Messy desk.

: #Laughs What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train ? A laplander !

: #Laughs What did the really ugly man do for a living ? He posed for Halloween masks !

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