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: #Laughs Illiterate? No problem!Write for free advice.

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: #Laughs The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the private businesses that they were "protecting." Feeling the heat from the police force, they decide to use a deaf person for this job.

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: #Laughs Judge: What is your relationship with the plaintiff? A: She is my daughter. Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13, 1979?

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: #Laughs What's brown and white and flies all over? Thanksgiving turkey, when you carve it with a chain saw!

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: #Laughs A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist."My life is a mess, doctor," she began, "I am sofucking hideous that no one will associate withme, touch me, or even talk to me.

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: #Laughs As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, "I can't find a cause for your complaint.

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: #Laughs You may not have more than two dildos in a house.

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: #Laughs Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one week and found the boss waiting for him.

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: #Laughs How does a lobster answer the phone? Shello?

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: #Laughs What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and goes "hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM"? The Easter Elephant.

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: #Laughs Windsor castle, outside of London, is directly in the flight path of Heathrow International Airport.

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: #Laughs My brother's one of the biggest stickup men in town. Gosh is he really? Yes, he's a six-foot-six billposter.

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: #Laughs A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he'd lost hiscigarettes.In the middle of the room, under the carpet, was a bump.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bridget ! Bridget who ? Bridget the end of the world !

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: #Laughs A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure is a mental state, and that many people overlook the things they already have.He says, "A man who has developed a true sense of appreciation can enjoy a good bowel movement as much as ha

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Aladdin! Aladdin who? Aladdin the street wants a word with you! Knock Knock Who's there? Alba! Alba! Alba in the kitchen if you need me! Knock Knock Who's there? Alexia! Alexia who? Alexia again to open this door! Knock Kn

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: #Laughs A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car.

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: #Laughs What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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: #Laughs Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit and killed a pig that had wandered out on a country road.Limbaugh told the chauffeur to drive up to the farm and apologize to the farmer.

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: #Laughs What did you get for your birthday? Another year!

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: #Laughs Illiterate? No problem!Write for free advice.

: #Laughs The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the private businesses that they were "protecting." Feeling the heat from the police force, they decide to use a deaf person for this job.

: #Laughs Judge: What is your relationship with the plaintiff? A: She is my daughter. Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13, 1979?

: #Laughs What's brown and white and flies all over? Thanksgiving turkey, when you carve it with a chain saw!

: #Laughs A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist."My life is a mess, doctor," she began, "I am sofucking hideous that no one will associate withme, touch me, or even talk to me.

: #Laughs As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, "I can't find a cause for your complaint.

: #Laughs You may not have more than two dildos in a house.

: #Laughs Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one week and found the boss waiting for him.

: #Laughs How does a lobster answer the phone? Shello?

: #Laughs What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and goes "hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM"? The Easter Elephant.

: #Laughs Windsor castle, outside of London, is directly in the flight path of Heathrow International Airport.

: #Laughs My brother's one of the biggest stickup men in town. Gosh is he really? Yes, he's a six-foot-six billposter.

: #Laughs A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he'd lost hiscigarettes.In the middle of the room, under the carpet, was a bump.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bridget ! Bridget who ? Bridget the end of the world !

: #Laughs A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure is a mental state, and that many people overlook the things they already have.He says, "A man who has developed a true sense of appreciation can enjoy a good bowel movement as much as ha

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Aladdin! Aladdin who? Aladdin the street wants a word with you! Knock Knock Who's there? Alba! Alba! Alba in the kitchen if you need me! Knock Knock Who's there? Alexia! Alexia who? Alexia again to open this door! Knock Kn

: #Laughs A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car.

: #Laughs What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

: #Laughs Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit and killed a pig that had wandered out on a country road.Limbaugh told the chauffeur to drive up to the farm and apologize to the farmer.

: #Laughs What did you get for your birthday? Another year!

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