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: #Laughs Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Her lipstick.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Cherry ! Cherry who ? Cherry oh, see you later !

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: #Laughs Q: What does Teddy Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he did? A: A dead girlfriend.

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: #Laughs What dog do other dogs go to when they are sick? A docs-hund!

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: #Laughs Why did the Priest wear underwear in the shower?He didn't want to look down on the unemployed

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: #Laughs Q: What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common? A: They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".

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: #Laughs Q: How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie? A: She's the one sleeping with the writer.

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: #Laughs Why did the girl take a ruler to bed? She wanted to see how long she slept.

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: #Laughs What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt? "O.K., you asked for it," the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

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: #Laughs A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates.

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: #Laughs Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Keep it down sir, or they'll all be wanting one.

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: #Laughs These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.

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: #Laughs Girl Lingo:The Franklin Factor: Early to bed and early to rise means it's time to meet more guys.The Rat Race: If there's one rat in a room full of nice men, he'll hit on you first.The Eyeglass Prescription: Don't wear your glasses on a blind date

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: #Laughs What did the young witch say to her mother? Can I have the keys to the broom tonight?

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: #Laughs Q: Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China? A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.

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: #Laughs Stay out of sight - Lei Lo

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: #Laughs How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday? He has a whale of a party!

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: #Laughs Why were the vets and pounds mad? It was raining cats and dogs

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: #Laughs |Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow is moving.Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?A: Sit in the back and don't play.Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong no

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: #Laughs A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the seat next to him and immediately falls asleep.

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: #Laughs Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Her lipstick.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Cherry ! Cherry who ? Cherry oh, see you later !

: #Laughs Q: What does Teddy Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he did? A: A dead girlfriend.

: #Laughs What dog do other dogs go to when they are sick? A docs-hund!

: #Laughs Why did the Priest wear underwear in the shower?He didn't want to look down on the unemployed

: #Laughs Q: What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common? A: They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".

: #Laughs Q: How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie? A: She's the one sleeping with the writer.

: #Laughs Why did the girl take a ruler to bed? She wanted to see how long she slept.

: #Laughs What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt? "O.K., you asked for it," the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

: #Laughs A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates.

: #Laughs Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Keep it down sir, or they'll all be wanting one.

: #Laughs These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.

: #Laughs Girl Lingo:The Franklin Factor: Early to bed and early to rise means it's time to meet more guys.The Rat Race: If there's one rat in a room full of nice men, he'll hit on you first.The Eyeglass Prescription: Don't wear your glasses on a blind date

: #Laughs What did the young witch say to her mother? Can I have the keys to the broom tonight?

: #Laughs Q: Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China? A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.

: #Laughs Stay out of sight - Lei Lo

: #Laughs How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday? He has a whale of a party!

: #Laughs Why were the vets and pounds mad? It was raining cats and dogs

: #Laughs |Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow is moving.Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?A: Sit in the back and don't play.Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong no

: #Laughs A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the seat next to him and immediately falls asleep.

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