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: #Laughs Whats the difference between Bill Clinton & J.F.K?One got his head blown off in the back of a limousine & the other got assasinated.

: #Laughs A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?" The girl says, "I don't like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn't dance with you." The guy says, "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you

: #Laughs One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well caredfor.

: #Laughs An American tourist was visiting a quaint country village, and got talking to a farmer in the local pub.

: #Laughs Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two-one to do it and one to steady the chandelier.

: #Laughs And then there was the UCLA professor who opened up his vest, pulled out his tie and wet his pants.

: #Laughs A frog walks into his local bank and walks up to the counter."I would like a loan of ?30,000 please." he asks the clerk, whose name is Patrick Whack.

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth!

: #Laughs Q: Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?A: It saves time in the long run.
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