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: #Laughs What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples? A senior high school math problem.

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Joan of Arc Barbie ...comes with stake, kindling, and matches

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: #Laughs Why did the lizard go on a diet ? It weighed too much for its scales !

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?A: Ones a gross dirty slimy scum-sucking bottom-feeder, and ones a fish...

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: #Laughs There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope.

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: #Laughs |This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over."You got any I.D.?" the patrolman asked.""'Bout what?" the hillbilly replied.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn't hit the back of a girls throat at 40 mph.

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: #Laughs |An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess.

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: #Laughs A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins,to the hospital when his car went out of control and crashed.Upon regaining consciousness, he saw his brother, a relentlessworld-class practical joker, sitting at his bed side.He asked his bro

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: #Laughs The water-proof towelGlow in the dark sunglassesSolar powered flashlightsSubmarine screen doorsA book on how to readInflatable dart boardsA dictionary indexPowdered waterPedal powered wheel chairsWater proof tea bagsWatermelon seed sorterZero proo

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: #Laughs I think I hear burglars, dear.

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: #Laughs Why didn't the Blonic Pig get a TV series of his own? He made the mistake of going to a barbecue with the Bionic Man and the Blonic Woman.

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: #Laughs One day a guy went to a grocery store and the bagger boy asked him "Paperor Plastic" and the man said, "Uh...paper I guess."Then the bagger boy said your total is .35.

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: #Laughs Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here? Doctor: You've had an accident involving a bus. Patient: What happened? Doctor: Well, I've got some good news and some bad news.

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: #Laughs Age Line17 My parents are away for the weekend.25 My girlfriend is away for the weekend.35 My fiancee is away for the weekend.48 My wife is away for the weekend.66 My second wife is dead.

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: #Laughs Two Canadian hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting.

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: #Laughs A young lady had just visited her doctor and he informed her that she was pregnant.

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: #Laughs You consider a six pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.

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: #Laughs Why did the blonde get fired from her job working at an MandM factory? She kept throwing out all of the W's!

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: #Laughs your momma so stupid she got locked in a groceiry store and starved.

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: #Laughs What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples? A senior high school math problem.

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Joan of Arc Barbie ...comes with stake, kindling, and matches

: #Laughs Why did the lizard go on a diet ? It weighed too much for its scales !

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?A: Ones a gross dirty slimy scum-sucking bottom-feeder, and ones a fish...

: #Laughs There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope.

: #Laughs |This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over."You got any I.D.?" the patrolman asked.""'Bout what?" the hillbilly replied.

: #Laughs What's the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn't hit the back of a girls throat at 40 mph.

: #Laughs |An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess.

: #Laughs A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins,to the hospital when his car went out of control and crashed.Upon regaining consciousness, he saw his brother, a relentlessworld-class practical joker, sitting at his bed side.He asked his bro

: #Laughs The water-proof towelGlow in the dark sunglassesSolar powered flashlightsSubmarine screen doorsA book on how to readInflatable dart boardsA dictionary indexPowdered waterPedal powered wheel chairsWater proof tea bagsWatermelon seed sorterZero proo

: #Laughs I think I hear burglars, dear.

: #Laughs Why didn't the Blonic Pig get a TV series of his own? He made the mistake of going to a barbecue with the Bionic Man and the Blonic Woman.

: #Laughs One day a guy went to a grocery store and the bagger boy asked him "Paperor Plastic" and the man said, "Uh...paper I guess."Then the bagger boy said your total is .35.

: #Laughs Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here? Doctor: You've had an accident involving a bus. Patient: What happened? Doctor: Well, I've got some good news and some bad news.

: #Laughs Age Line17 My parents are away for the weekend.25 My girlfriend is away for the weekend.35 My fiancee is away for the weekend.48 My wife is away for the weekend.66 My second wife is dead.

: #Laughs Two Canadian hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting.

: #Laughs A young lady had just visited her doctor and he informed her that she was pregnant.

: #Laughs You consider a six pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.

: #Laughs Why did the blonde get fired from her job working at an MandM factory? She kept throwing out all of the W's!

: #Laughs your momma so stupid she got locked in a groceiry store and starved.

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