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: #Laughs NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE Element: WOMAN Symbol: Wo Atomic Weight: 120 (more or less) Physical Properties: Generally round in form.

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: #Laughs What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive a tractor!

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: #Laughs What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil? Pre-tanned leather.

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: #Laughs Jury: Twelve men and women trying to decide which party has the best lawyer. Justice: A decision in your favor.

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: #Laughs Marriage for women has its ups and downs.

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: #Laughs The New Drum by Major Headache

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: #Laughs A sardarji was working as editor in a daily newspaper.

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: #Laughs A Blind Mans Sport A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting.

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: #Laughs One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct.

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: #Laughs |A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position.As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the husband sarcastically asked, "Ar

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: #Laughs A husband and wife entered the dentist's office.

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: #Laughs Ron and James had been camping together for a week when they finally had enough of each other, so Ron had an idea for the two to wake up early the next day and hike in opposite directions for the day and meet at the campground for dinner.

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: #Laughs Mum, Mum, Dad's broken my computer! How did he do that? I dropped it on his head.

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: #Laughs A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse.

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: #Laughs Q: How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Three.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Callum ! Callum who ? Callum all black !

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: #Laughs What is a mouse's favourite game ? Hide and squeak !

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: #Laughs The Hat An elderly man was quite unhappy because he had lost his favorite hat.

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: #Laughs When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle.

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: #Laughs Where do cows like to ride on trains? In the cow-boose.

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: #Laughs NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE Element: WOMAN Symbol: Wo Atomic Weight: 120 (more or less) Physical Properties: Generally round in form.

: #Laughs What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive a tractor!

: #Laughs What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil? Pre-tanned leather.

: #Laughs Jury: Twelve men and women trying to decide which party has the best lawyer. Justice: A decision in your favor.

: #Laughs Marriage for women has its ups and downs.

: #Laughs The New Drum by Major Headache

: #Laughs A sardarji was working as editor in a daily newspaper.

: #Laughs A Blind Mans Sport A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting.

: #Laughs One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct.

: #Laughs |A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position.As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the husband sarcastically asked, "Ar

: #Laughs A husband and wife entered the dentist's office.

: #Laughs Ron and James had been camping together for a week when they finally had enough of each other, so Ron had an idea for the two to wake up early the next day and hike in opposite directions for the day and meet at the campground for dinner.

: #Laughs Mum, Mum, Dad's broken my computer! How did he do that? I dropped it on his head.

: #Laughs A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse.

: #Laughs Q: How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Three.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Callum ! Callum who ? Callum all black !

: #Laughs What is a mouse's favourite game ? Hide and squeak !

: #Laughs The Hat An elderly man was quite unhappy because he had lost his favorite hat.

: #Laughs When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle.

: #Laughs Where do cows like to ride on trains? In the cow-boose.

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