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: #Laughs The local courtroom was packed as testimony began in thesentencing hearing of a woman convicted of murdering herhusband of 20 years by poisoning his coffee.The defense attorney knew he had his work cut out for himtrying to make his client appear m

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: #Laughs What is the difference between a hockey game and a High School reunion? At a hockey game you see fast pucks.

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: #Laughs What kind of whale flies? Pilot whales!

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: #Laughs A young biologist was sitting on a stump at the edge of their camp.

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: #Laughs What happens if an axe falls on your car? You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

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: #Laughs Conversation over dinner: WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? MAN: Definitely not! WOMAN: Why not - don't you like being married? MAN: Of course I do.

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: #Laughs |Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their other announcements a bit more entertaining.

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: #Laughs What's the definition of a school report? A poison pen letter from the principal.

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: #Laughs In desperation, the young bride finally wrote to Xaviera Hollander:I'm married to a sex maniac.

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: #Laughs What is a baby bee ? A little humbug !

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: #Laughs Su Wong marries Lee Wong.

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: #Laughs "Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.." "But Center, we are at 35,000 feet, how much noise can we make up here?" "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 707 makes when it hits a 727?"

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: #Laughs What is the difference between a man and a carp??One is a scum sucking bottom feeder, and one is a fish!!

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: #Laughs Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.

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: #Laughs If there was an animal called Yabba Dabba, and if you decided keep it as a pet it your back yard, you will eventually step in Yabba Dabba Doo!

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: #Laughs If you are standing in the main street of Amsterdam, and can't see the clock tower of the Central Railway Station, that means it is raining.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?A: A trip to Israel.

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: #Laughs A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor, when she suddenly yells to her husband, "Come here quick, Charlie! I'm paralyzed! I can't get up!" He comes in, takes a look, and says, "Stand up, you silly old bat.

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: #Laughs Teacher: You copies from Fred's exam paper didn't you? Pupil: How did you know? Teacher: Fred's paper says "I don't know" and you have put "Me, neither"!

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: #Laughs The local courtroom was packed as testimony began in thesentencing hearing of a woman convicted of murdering herhusband of 20 years by poisoning his coffee.The defense attorney knew he had his work cut out for himtrying to make his client appear m

: #Laughs What is the difference between a hockey game and a High School reunion? At a hockey game you see fast pucks.

: #Laughs What kind of whale flies? Pilot whales!

: #Laughs A young biologist was sitting on a stump at the edge of their camp.

: #Laughs What happens if an axe falls on your car? You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

: #Laughs Conversation over dinner: WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? MAN: Definitely not! WOMAN: Why not - don't you like being married? MAN: Of course I do.

: #Laughs |Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their other announcements a bit more entertaining.

: #Laughs What's the definition of a school report? A poison pen letter from the principal.

: #Laughs In desperation, the young bride finally wrote to Xaviera Hollander:I'm married to a sex maniac.

: #Laughs What is a baby bee ? A little humbug !

: #Laughs Su Wong marries Lee Wong.

: #Laughs "Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.." "But Center, we are at 35,000 feet, how much noise can we make up here?" "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 707 makes when it hits a 727?"

: #Laughs What is the difference between a man and a carp??One is a scum sucking bottom feeder, and one is a fish!!

: #Laughs Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

: #Laughs Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.

: #Laughs If there was an animal called Yabba Dabba, and if you decided keep it as a pet it your back yard, you will eventually step in Yabba Dabba Doo!

: #Laughs If you are standing in the main street of Amsterdam, and can't see the clock tower of the Central Railway Station, that means it is raining.

: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?A: A trip to Israel.

: #Laughs A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor, when she suddenly yells to her husband, "Come here quick, Charlie! I'm paralyzed! I can't get up!" He comes in, takes a look, and says, "Stand up, you silly old bat.

: #Laughs Teacher: You copies from Fred's exam paper didn't you? Pupil: How did you know? Teacher: Fred's paper says "I don't know" and you have put "Me, neither"!

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