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: #Laughs The American tourist in Dublin had been complaining a great deal about the food.

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: #Laughs What's it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.

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: #Laughs Two men were remembering their wedding days.

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: #Laughs What is the loose skin around the pussy called? -The woman.

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: #Laughs Q: How does a blonde moonwalk? A: She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor!

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: #Laughs After an overnight flight to meet my father at his latest military assignment, my mother wearily arrived at Rhein-Main Air Base in Germany with my eight siblings and me -- all under age 11.

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: #Laughs Where do milk shakes come from? Nervous cows!

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: #Laughs One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to tell Frank that he had a telephone call.Frank had just bought another beer and he didn't want anyone else to drink it.

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: #Laughs What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies.

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: #Laughs A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?"The girl says, "I don't like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn't dance with you!"The guy says, "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pa

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: #Laughs A man, being on top of a woman, says after a while: "Honey, your tits are too small, and your boxis too tight,""Get off my back, dear!" she replies

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: #Laughs |MURPHY'S LAWS ON WORK A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants.

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: #Laughs A group of bats, hanging at the ceiling of a cave, discovers a single batSTANDING upright underneath on the floor of the cave.

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: #Laughs What did the bus conductor say to the frog? Hop on.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle.

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: #Laughs What's a hairdressers's favourite Christmas song? 'Oh comb all ye faithful'

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: #Laughs Q: Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?A: How else do you tell a 275 pound inmate that "no means no"?

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: #Laughs Leroy is given a homework assignment.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A: One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with....the other is used to carry groceries.

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: #Laughs Swedish business consultant Ulf af Trolle labored 11 years on a book about Swedish economic solutions.

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: #Laughs The American tourist in Dublin had been complaining a great deal about the food.

: #Laughs What's it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.

: #Laughs Two men were remembering their wedding days.

: #Laughs What is the loose skin around the pussy called? -The woman.

: #Laughs Q: How does a blonde moonwalk? A: She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor!

: #Laughs After an overnight flight to meet my father at his latest military assignment, my mother wearily arrived at Rhein-Main Air Base in Germany with my eight siblings and me -- all under age 11.

: #Laughs Where do milk shakes come from? Nervous cows!

: #Laughs One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to tell Frank that he had a telephone call.Frank had just bought another beer and he didn't want anyone else to drink it.

: #Laughs What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies.

: #Laughs A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?"The girl says, "I don't like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn't dance with you!"The guy says, "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pa

: #Laughs A man, being on top of a woman, says after a while: "Honey, your tits are too small, and your boxis too tight,""Get off my back, dear!" she replies

: #Laughs |MURPHY'S LAWS ON WORK A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants.

: #Laughs A group of bats, hanging at the ceiling of a cave, discovers a single batSTANDING upright underneath on the floor of the cave.

: #Laughs What did the bus conductor say to the frog? Hop on.

: #Laughs What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle.

: #Laughs What's a hairdressers's favourite Christmas song? 'Oh comb all ye faithful'

: #Laughs Q: Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?A: How else do you tell a 275 pound inmate that "no means no"?

: #Laughs Leroy is given a homework assignment.

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A: One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with....the other is used to carry groceries.

: #Laughs Swedish business consultant Ulf af Trolle labored 11 years on a book about Swedish economic solutions.

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