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: #Laughs |An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A: An accordion player with a pager.Q: What is the difference between an Uzi and an accordion?A: The Uzi stops after 20 rounds.Q: What do accordion players use as a co

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: #Laughs A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible.

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: #Laughs A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing theletter "R," and all the other kids were, of course,teasing him about it.

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: #Laughs What's the national anthem of Puerto Rico? "Attention K-Mart shoppers..."

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: #Laughs One of the bachelors in the apartment development sneaked up behind an older woman, covered her eyes with his hands, and said, "I'm going to kiss you if you can't tell me who I am in three guesses." She quickly answered, "George Washi

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: #Laughs A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald.

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: #Laughs Well, if there's any truth to this study at all, then I should live to be 180 minimum! :)From the New England Journal of Medicine:Great news for girl watchers: Ogling over women's breasts is good for a man's health and can add years to his life, m

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: #Laughs On the wedding night of the newly wedded royal couple, they wanted to make sure everything was done according to proper etiquette.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Arizona ! Arizona who ? Arizona room for one of us in this town !

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: #Laughs Where do snowmen go to dance ? Snowballs !

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: #Laughs This man is waiting for his wife to deliver his first child.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the slowest thing in the world? A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.

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: #Laughs A monsoon is a French gentleman.For asphyxiation, apply artificial respiration until the patient is dead.To keep milk from turning sour, keep it in the cow.Water vapor gets together in a big cloud.

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: #Laughs A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.

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: #Laughs |A bum asks a man for .

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: #Laughs Why can't the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid to lick it.

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: #Laughs "I was married 3 times" explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner, "and I'll never marry again.

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the drummer who locked his keys in his car? A: It took him four hours to get the bass player out.

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: #Laughs A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive and said, "I haven't eaten anything in four days."She looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your willpower."

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: #Laughs Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.

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: #Laughs |An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A: An accordion player with a pager.Q: What is the difference between an Uzi and an accordion?A: The Uzi stops after 20 rounds.Q: What do accordion players use as a co

: #Laughs A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible.

: #Laughs A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing theletter "R," and all the other kids were, of course,teasing him about it.

: #Laughs What's the national anthem of Puerto Rico? "Attention K-Mart shoppers..."

: #Laughs One of the bachelors in the apartment development sneaked up behind an older woman, covered her eyes with his hands, and said, "I'm going to kiss you if you can't tell me who I am in three guesses." She quickly answered, "George Washi

: #Laughs A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald.

: #Laughs Well, if there's any truth to this study at all, then I should live to be 180 minimum! :)From the New England Journal of Medicine:Great news for girl watchers: Ogling over women's breasts is good for a man's health and can add years to his life, m

: #Laughs On the wedding night of the newly wedded royal couple, they wanted to make sure everything was done according to proper etiquette.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Arizona ! Arizona who ? Arizona room for one of us in this town !

: #Laughs Where do snowmen go to dance ? Snowballs !

: #Laughs This man is waiting for his wife to deliver his first child.

: #Laughs Q: What's the slowest thing in the world? A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.

: #Laughs A monsoon is a French gentleman.For asphyxiation, apply artificial respiration until the patient is dead.To keep milk from turning sour, keep it in the cow.Water vapor gets together in a big cloud.

: #Laughs A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.

: #Laughs |A bum asks a man for .

: #Laughs Why can't the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid to lick it.

: #Laughs "I was married 3 times" explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner, "and I'll never marry again.

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the drummer who locked his keys in his car? A: It took him four hours to get the bass player out.

: #Laughs A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive and said, "I haven't eaten anything in four days."She looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your willpower."

: #Laughs Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.

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