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: #Laughs A priest is teaching a nun how to swim and the nun says to the priest "Will I really sink if you take your finger out?"

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread? Spotted click

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: #Laughs Who was the burger's favourite all-time movie director? Sizzle B.

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: #Laughs |As the plane was flying low over some hills near Athens, a lady asked the stewardess: "What's that stuff on those hills?""Just snow," replied the stewardess.

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: #Laughs A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.

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: #Laughs As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the truth.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the farmer you ploughed his field with a steamroller ? He wanted to grow mash potatoes!

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: #Laughs The doctor took Dan into the room and said, "Dan, I have some good news and some bad news.""Oh, no.

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: #Laughs Saint Peter was manning the Pearly Gates when forty people from New York City showed up.

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: #Laughs An ant and an elephant share a night of romance.

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: #Laughs What is a frogs favorite drink? Croak-a-cola!

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: #Laughs What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox? If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

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: #Laughs What do you call a fight between film actors ? Star wars !

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: #Laughs One way to live together and never have an argument is for both husband and wife to be hard-of-hearing...

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: #Laughs What do stupid kids do at Halloween? They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

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: #Laughs A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has just passed away.

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: #Laughs An Army Ranger was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator shoes.

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: #Laughs I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley.

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: #Laughs Why do black cats never shave ? Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !

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: #Laughs Why do you need a driver's licence to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

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: #Laughs A priest is teaching a nun how to swim and the nun says to the priest "Will I really sink if you take your finger out?"

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread? Spotted click

: #Laughs Who was the burger's favourite all-time movie director? Sizzle B.

: #Laughs |As the plane was flying low over some hills near Athens, a lady asked the stewardess: "What's that stuff on those hills?""Just snow," replied the stewardess.

: #Laughs A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.

: #Laughs As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the truth.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the farmer you ploughed his field with a steamroller ? He wanted to grow mash potatoes!

: #Laughs The doctor took Dan into the room and said, "Dan, I have some good news and some bad news.""Oh, no.

: #Laughs Saint Peter was manning the Pearly Gates when forty people from New York City showed up.

: #Laughs An ant and an elephant share a night of romance.

: #Laughs What is a frogs favorite drink? Croak-a-cola!

: #Laughs What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox? If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

: #Laughs What do you call a fight between film actors ? Star wars !

: #Laughs One way to live together and never have an argument is for both husband and wife to be hard-of-hearing...

: #Laughs What do stupid kids do at Halloween? They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

: #Laughs A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has just passed away.

: #Laughs An Army Ranger was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator shoes.

: #Laughs I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley.

: #Laughs Why do black cats never shave ? Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !

: #Laughs Why do you need a driver's licence to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

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