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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes? A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs How many men does it take to put the toilet seat down? Nobody knows, it hasn't happened yet.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the class of officers that the session will focus on potential problems and the resulting strategies.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer? A dressmaker sews what she gathers, a farmer gathers what he sows.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical.A few days later, the doctor saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.A couple of days later, when the old man had an appointment with the doctor again, the do

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A medical student is taking a test and one of the questions he sees is: "Name the three best advantages of mother's milk."The student immediately writes, "One: It has all the healthful nutrients needed to sustain a baby.Two: It is inside the mothe

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What is the difference between a psychiatrist and a psychologist? If you say to a psychiatrist "I hate my mother," he will ask "Why do you say that?" while a psychologist will say "Thank you for sharing that with us."

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs How does an idiot call for his dog? He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs The average person is about a quarter of an inch taller at night.[Another quarter inch doesn't impress most women.]A sneeze zooms out of your mouth at over 600 m.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Long, but really funny...from a Company in USA.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Two neighbors had been fighting each other fornigh on four decades.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs One day a blonde woman was down on her luck and she needed a quick way to get money. She saw some kids playing and thought "Hey! Maybe I can kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom!" So she creeps up and snatches one. So she began to wr

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A man was driving a black truck.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs This young lady, a flighty young thing, got a job cleaning the bank windowsin the evening after the bank closed for business.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None 'o yo' freakin' bitness!Q: How many WASPs does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub? A: Throw in a bar of soap.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A customer was asked to send a copy of her defective diskettes to the technician.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?Because they don't have testicles.Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?Breasts don't have eyes.Why don't men eat more M&M's?They'r

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don't do that.

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