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: #Laughs What kind of doctor does a duck visit? A Ducktor.

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: #Laughs What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel? I'm sorry to leave, now that I've almost bought the place.

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: #Laughs |Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?Because grasshoppers can play cricket but crickets can't play grasshopper!

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit? A rabbit that says, "Ribbit."

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: #Laughs How do you stop a dog smelling ? Put a peg on it's nose !

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: #Laughs In the construction field, it is often noted that lawyers make the worst clients.

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: #Laughs Why was the horse all charged up? It ate some haywire!

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: #Laughs Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn't enough.

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: #Laughs A lonely divorcee was driving home from work one evening when she saw a man trying to hitch a ride.

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: #Laughs One day, a girl walked up to her mother and looked at her mother'shair and sadly said: "Why is some of your hair white mommy?"The mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turn white.

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: #Laughs What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom? Answer: Odor, Odor in the court!!!

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: #Laughs If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor, let's at least have a little truthfulness about the matter! WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with breath that could knock a buzzard off

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A 40ft cock that wants to reach out and touch someone.

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: #Laughs |When is a car like a frog?When it's becing toad!

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: #Laughs In 1993, the University of Kentucky did a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft.

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Werewolf Barbie ...normal doll, except under a full moon

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: #Laughs What's the definition of an accountant? Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

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: #Laughs "Squawks" are problem listings that pilots generally leave for maintenance crews to fix before the next flight.

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: #Laughs There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years.

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: #Laughs Why was the young vampire a failure? Because he fainted at the sight of blood.

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: #Laughs What kind of doctor does a duck visit? A Ducktor.

: #Laughs What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel? I'm sorry to leave, now that I've almost bought the place.

: #Laughs |Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?Because grasshoppers can play cricket but crickets can't play grasshopper!

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit? A rabbit that says, "Ribbit."

: #Laughs How do you stop a dog smelling ? Put a peg on it's nose !

: #Laughs In the construction field, it is often noted that lawyers make the worst clients.

: #Laughs Why was the horse all charged up? It ate some haywire!

: #Laughs Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn't enough.

: #Laughs A lonely divorcee was driving home from work one evening when she saw a man trying to hitch a ride.

: #Laughs One day, a girl walked up to her mother and looked at her mother'shair and sadly said: "Why is some of your hair white mommy?"The mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turn white.

: #Laughs What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom? Answer: Odor, Odor in the court!!!

: #Laughs If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor, let's at least have a little truthfulness about the matter! WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with breath that could knock a buzzard off

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A 40ft cock that wants to reach out and touch someone.

: #Laughs |When is a car like a frog?When it's becing toad!

: #Laughs In 1993, the University of Kentucky did a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft.

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Werewolf Barbie ...normal doll, except under a full moon

: #Laughs What's the definition of an accountant? Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

: #Laughs "Squawks" are problem listings that pilots generally leave for maintenance crews to fix before the next flight.

: #Laughs There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years.

: #Laughs Why was the young vampire a failure? Because he fainted at the sight of blood.

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