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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Castor ! Castor who ? Castorblanca !

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: #Laughs New Year's Resolutions for Internet Junkies...I will try to figure out why I really need 9 e-mail addresses.I will stop sending e-mail to my wife (husband).I resolve to work with neglected children -- my own.I will answer my snail mail with the

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Ahmed ! Ahmed who ? Ahmed a big mistake coming here !

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: #Laughs Why are frogs no good at websurfing? Computers have them toad-ily confused.

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: #Laughs When is your mind like a rumpled bed? When it isn't made up yet.

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: #Laughs What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman? Sexual harassment.

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: #Laughs Why was the horse all charged up? It ate some haywire!

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: #Laughs A blonde was swimming.

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: #Laughs What do you think of Dracula films? Fangtastic!

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: #Laughs |Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?A: A bird who knocks before delivering its message!Q: What do you call a very rude bird?A: A mockingbird!Q: Where do birds meet for coffee?A: In a nest-cafe!Q: How does a bird wit

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: #Laughs Why did the termite eat a sofa and two chairs? It had a suite tooth.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb? A: Scotsmen don't change light bulbs, it's cheaper to sit in the dark

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: #Laughs Things Not To Say To Your Pregnant Wife After Her Ultrasound1) Thirsty? 2) Where did the extra set of arms come from? 3) Why does it look so much like a lizard? 4) So, what are the characteristics of hermaphroditism? 5) Could we do that again? The

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: #Laughs A guy goes into a costume shop.

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: #Laughs Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk.

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: #Laughs DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest?A rabbi cuts it off, and a priest sucks it off.

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: #Laughs In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene that indicated great skill and talent in its creation.

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: #Laughs Why did the python do national service ? He was coiled up !

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: #Laughs You Know You're Getting Older When...Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.You feel like the night after, and you haven't been anywhere.Your little black book contains onl

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Castor ! Castor who ? Castorblanca !

: #Laughs New Year's Resolutions for Internet Junkies...I will try to figure out why I really need 9 e-mail addresses.I will stop sending e-mail to my wife (husband).I resolve to work with neglected children -- my own.I will answer my snail mail with the

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Ahmed ! Ahmed who ? Ahmed a big mistake coming here !

: #Laughs Why are frogs no good at websurfing? Computers have them toad-ily confused.

: #Laughs When is your mind like a rumpled bed? When it isn't made up yet.

: #Laughs What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman? Sexual harassment.

: #Laughs Why was the horse all charged up? It ate some haywire!

: #Laughs A blonde was swimming.

: #Laughs What do you think of Dracula films? Fangtastic!

: #Laughs |Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?A: A bird who knocks before delivering its message!Q: What do you call a very rude bird?A: A mockingbird!Q: Where do birds meet for coffee?A: In a nest-cafe!Q: How does a bird wit

: #Laughs Why did the termite eat a sofa and two chairs? It had a suite tooth.

: #Laughs Q: How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb? A: Scotsmen don't change light bulbs, it's cheaper to sit in the dark

: #Laughs Things Not To Say To Your Pregnant Wife After Her Ultrasound1) Thirsty? 2) Where did the extra set of arms come from? 3) Why does it look so much like a lizard? 4) So, what are the characteristics of hermaphroditism? 5) Could we do that again? The

: #Laughs A guy goes into a costume shop.

: #Laughs Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk.

: #Laughs DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest?A rabbi cuts it off, and a priest sucks it off.

: #Laughs In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene that indicated great skill and talent in its creation.

: #Laughs Why did the python do national service ? He was coiled up !

: #Laughs You Know You're Getting Older When...Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.You feel like the night after, and you haven't been anywhere.Your little black book contains onl

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