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: #Laughs |SEMINARS FOR WOMEN In response to the seminar offerings by the female staff, the male staff has created a set of courses for females of all marital status.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Audrey! Audrey who? Audrey be doing this! Knock Knock Who's there? Augusta! Augusta who? Augusta go home now! Knock Knock Who's there? Aunt Lou! Aunt Lou who? Aunt Lou do you think you are! Knock Knock Who's there? Ashley!

: #Laughs But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention the video camera? Do you smell something burning? (In a janitor's closet) And they say romance is dead...

: #Laughs This lady went to a tattoo artist and told him she wanted a turkey tattooed on the upper most inner side of her left thigh.

: #Laughs A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.The attorney asks, "Before you signed thedeath certificate had you taken the man's pulse?" The coroner says, "No." The attorney then asks, "Did you listen for a heart beat?" "No." "So when you sig

: #Laughs |Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that = 100 centsDivide both sides by 100$ 1/100 = 100/100 cents=> $ 1/100 = 1 centTake square root both side=> squr(/100) = squr (1 cent)=> $ 1/10 = 1 cent Multiply both side by 10=> = 10 cent

: #Laughs Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight.After the plane was airborne, the flight attendant came around for drinkorders.The President asked for a whisky & soda, which was brought and placedbefore him.

: #Laughs World's Worst Pick-up Lines...I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.Your body's name must be visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.Can I buy

: #Laughs Did you know there are serial number on condoms.........No?.I guess you didn't roll them down far enough.
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