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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable.

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: #Laughs Husband: Honey, if I died, would you get remarried? Wife: Well, I suppose so.Husband: Would you and he sleep in the same bed? Wife: I guess we would.Husband: Would you make love to him? Wife: He would be my husband then, dear.Husband: Would you gi

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Agent ! Agent who ? Agentle breeze !

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: #Laughs How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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: #Laughs |Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other, "Have ye seen Mulligan lately, Pat?" Pat said, "Well, I have and I haven't." His friend asked, "Shure, and what d'ye mean by that?" Pat said, "It's like this, y'see...I saw a chap who I thought was

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: #Laughs I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is that it's the only time he hears someone tell him, "Wow, that's a big one!"

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: #Laughs - How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don't know...Why?- Because blonde boys are stupid as well!

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: #Laughs A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden."Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit.

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: #Laughs You dad's like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!

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: #Laughs Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.

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: #Laughs New scientific theories3rd RunnerUp- Communist China is technologically underdevelopedbecause they have no alphabet.

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: #Laughs An eight-year-old kid says t his dad, "When I grow up, I want to be a musician." The dad says, "I am sorry -- can't have it both ways."

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: #Laughs |Alp: One of a number of ski mountains in Europe.

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: #Laughs |Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n - 2) = n(2n - 2)n(2n - 2) - n(2n - 2) = 0(n - n)(2n - 2) = 02n(n - n) - 2(n - n) = 02n - 2 = 02n = 2n + n = 2or setting n = 11 + 1 = 2

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: #Laughs A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is met by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to gain admission.So the guy goes out to his car and he looks around for a necktie anddiscovers that he just doesn't

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: #Laughs Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very tired.

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: #Laughs Night.

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: #Laughs Q: What does Bill Clinton have in common with former great Presidents? A: Absolutely nothing.

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: #Laughs Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.A small tree begins to grow between them.The beech says to the birch: "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"The birch says he cannot tell.Just then a woodpecker lands in the sa

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: #Laughs If Santa Claus and Mrs.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable.

: #Laughs Husband: Honey, if I died, would you get remarried? Wife: Well, I suppose so.Husband: Would you and he sleep in the same bed? Wife: I guess we would.Husband: Would you make love to him? Wife: He would be my husband then, dear.Husband: Would you gi

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Agent ! Agent who ? Agentle breeze !

: #Laughs How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

: #Laughs |Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other, "Have ye seen Mulligan lately, Pat?" Pat said, "Well, I have and I haven't." His friend asked, "Shure, and what d'ye mean by that?" Pat said, "It's like this, y'see...I saw a chap who I thought was

: #Laughs I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is that it's the only time he hears someone tell him, "Wow, that's a big one!"

: #Laughs - How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don't know...Why?- Because blonde boys are stupid as well!

: #Laughs A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden."Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit.

: #Laughs You dad's like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!

: #Laughs Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.

: #Laughs New scientific theories3rd RunnerUp- Communist China is technologically underdevelopedbecause they have no alphabet.

: #Laughs An eight-year-old kid says t his dad, "When I grow up, I want to be a musician." The dad says, "I am sorry -- can't have it both ways."

: #Laughs |Alp: One of a number of ski mountains in Europe.

: #Laughs |Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n - 2) = n(2n - 2)n(2n - 2) - n(2n - 2) = 0(n - n)(2n - 2) = 02n(n - n) - 2(n - n) = 02n - 2 = 02n = 2n + n = 2or setting n = 11 + 1 = 2

: #Laughs A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is met by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to gain admission.So the guy goes out to his car and he looks around for a necktie anddiscovers that he just doesn't

: #Laughs Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very tired.

: #Laughs Night.

: #Laughs Q: What does Bill Clinton have in common with former great Presidents? A: Absolutely nothing.

: #Laughs Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.A small tree begins to grow between them.The beech says to the birch: "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"The birch says he cannot tell.Just then a woodpecker lands in the sa

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