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: #Laughs Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer? Because you said it was pound cake!

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: #Laughs A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these on-line dating services.

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: #Laughs A woman and her lover are on the bed in the woman's home, when all of a sudden, they hear the front door open and close. "Oh, no, it's my husband!" The man says, "Where's your back door?" "We don't have a back door" says the woman. Th

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: #Laughs How do comedians send messages? By tee-hee mail.

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: #Laughs After months of negotiation with the authorities, aTalmudist from Odessa was granted permission to visitMoscow.

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: #Laughs Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block.

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: #Laughs What's a python's favourite pop group ? Squeeze !

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: #Laughs Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: "Thanks for the refill!"

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: #Laughs Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just the one.

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: #Laughs Two hookers were on a street corner.

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: #Laughs Why do pens get sent to prison ? To do long sentences !

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: #Laughs Who won the race between two balls of string? They we're tied!

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: #Laughs What is a snowman's favorite book ? War and Frozen Peas !

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: #Laughs Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing "WE ARE FAMILY."

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: #Laughs Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the occupants of this country actually eat dogs." "Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as t

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: #Laughs What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas ? Ince pies !

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: #Laughs What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane ? A dandy lion !

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: #Laughs |On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike.The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there.

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: #Laughs A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her recently deceased husband is published.

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: #Laughs Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer? Because you said it was pound cake!

: #Laughs A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these on-line dating services.

: #Laughs A woman and her lover are on the bed in the woman's home, when all of a sudden, they hear the front door open and close. "Oh, no, it's my husband!" The man says, "Where's your back door?" "We don't have a back door" says the woman. Th

: #Laughs How do comedians send messages? By tee-hee mail.

: #Laughs After months of negotiation with the authorities, aTalmudist from Odessa was granted permission to visitMoscow.

: #Laughs Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block.

: #Laughs What's a python's favourite pop group ? Squeeze !

: #Laughs Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: "Thanks for the refill!"

: #Laughs Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just the one.

: #Laughs Two hookers were on a street corner.

: #Laughs Why do pens get sent to prison ? To do long sentences !

: #Laughs Who won the race between two balls of string? They we're tied!

: #Laughs What is a snowman's favorite book ? War and Frozen Peas !

: #Laughs Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing "WE ARE FAMILY."

: #Laughs Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the occupants of this country actually eat dogs." "Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as t

: #Laughs What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas ? Ince pies !

: #Laughs What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane ? A dandy lion !

: #Laughs |On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike.The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there.

: #Laughs A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her recently deceased husband is published.

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