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: #Laughs Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A hundred, but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes drive VWs? A: Because they can spell it.

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: #Laughs If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.

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: #Laughs How can you compare a lite beer to making love in a canoe? It's fucking close to water!

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: #Laughs |A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.

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: #Laughs What's the best thing about having Alzheimer's Disease?1: You can hide your own Easter eggs.

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: #Laughs |A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled him over.The cop asked the farmer, "Didn't you know it is against the law to ride with a pig in the front of you truck?"The farmer replied, "No, I didn't knowed that."The cop ask t

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: #Laughs What do you have when you bury six lawyers up to their necks in sand? Not enough sand.

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: #Laughs What is evil and ugly and goes at 125 mph? A witch in a high speed train.

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: #Laughs A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home.

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: #Laughs The angry preacher...The preacher rose with a red face.

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: #Laughs "It's just to hot to wear clothes today," said Jack as he stepped out of the shower."Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?""Probably that I married you for your money."

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: #Laughs 15 Signs You Forgot Someone On Secretaries Day1.

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: #Laughs |What' s grey, has four legs and jumps up and down?An elephant on a trampoline!What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds?An elephant with hiccups!What's grey and goes round and round?An elephant in a washing machine!What's grey and hi

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: #Laughs Somewhere in America, next week...Dad: Son, come in here, we need to talk.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the Texan who moved to Oklahoma and raised the IQ level of both states?

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: #Laughs Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake? To a weterinarian!

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: #Laughs A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck? A bird that lays down !

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: #Laughs YO mamma is so fat...she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out!

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: #Laughs Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A hundred, but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes drive VWs? A: Because they can spell it.

: #Laughs If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.

: #Laughs How can you compare a lite beer to making love in a canoe? It's fucking close to water!

: #Laughs |A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.

: #Laughs What's the best thing about having Alzheimer's Disease?1: You can hide your own Easter eggs.

: #Laughs |A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled him over.The cop asked the farmer, "Didn't you know it is against the law to ride with a pig in the front of you truck?"The farmer replied, "No, I didn't knowed that."The cop ask t

: #Laughs What do you have when you bury six lawyers up to their necks in sand? Not enough sand.

: #Laughs What is evil and ugly and goes at 125 mph? A witch in a high speed train.

: #Laughs A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home.

: #Laughs The angry preacher...The preacher rose with a red face.

: #Laughs "It's just to hot to wear clothes today," said Jack as he stepped out of the shower."Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?""Probably that I married you for your money."

: #Laughs 15 Signs You Forgot Someone On Secretaries Day1.

: #Laughs |What' s grey, has four legs and jumps up and down?An elephant on a trampoline!What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds?An elephant with hiccups!What's grey and goes round and round?An elephant in a washing machine!What's grey and hi

: #Laughs Somewhere in America, next week...Dad: Son, come in here, we need to talk.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the Texan who moved to Oklahoma and raised the IQ level of both states?

: #Laughs Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake? To a weterinarian!

: #Laughs A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck? A bird that lays down !

: #Laughs YO mamma is so fat...she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out!

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