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: #Laughs |Mariah Carey was one of the first celebrities to comment on the death of the King of Jordan.

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: #Laughs Q: What happened to the Indian who drank too much tea? A: He drowned in his teapea.

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: #Laughs |Ten Signs The Police Chief Hates You10.

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: #Laughs |What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!

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: #Laughs Why did the blonde cross the road? I don't know.

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: #Laughs Why was the robber so secure? He was a safe robber.

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: #Laughs A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy behind the counter bellows, "ONE BURGER!"The cook, who's even bigger, screams, "BUR-GER!"Whereupon he grabs a huge hunk of chopped meat, stuffs it inhis bare arm

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: #Laughs Cities of Sjlbvdnzv, Grzny to Be First RecipientsBefore an emergency joint session of Congress yesterday, President Clinton announced US plans to deploy over 75,000 vowels to the war-torn region of Bosnia.

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: #Laughs |What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!

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: #Laughs A little girl climbed into her grandfather's lap and studied his white, balding head.

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: #Laughs What's the chilliest ground in the premiership ? Cold Trafford !

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: #Laughs An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like ayoung girl for the night.

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: #Laughs A group of Americans was touring Ireland.

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: #Laughs How do bulls drive their cars? They steer them!

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: #Laughs If you crossed two cows with a flock of ducks, what would you get? Milk and quackers!

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: #Laughs A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead.

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: #Laughs Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labor. The nurse arrived and announced to the first man, "Congratulations sir, you're the father of twins." "What a coincidence!" the m

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: #Laughs Q: How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two.

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: #Laughs What kind of clothes do lawyers wear? Lawsuits.

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: #Laughs |Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?A: A jet setter!Q: What do dogs have that no other animal has?A: Puppy dogs!Q: Why did the dachshund bite the woman's ankle?A: Because he was short and couldn't reach any higher!Q: Where do Eski

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: #Laughs |Mariah Carey was one of the first celebrities to comment on the death of the King of Jordan.

: #Laughs Q: What happened to the Indian who drank too much tea? A: He drowned in his teapea.

: #Laughs |Ten Signs The Police Chief Hates You10.

: #Laughs |What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!

: #Laughs Why did the blonde cross the road? I don't know.

: #Laughs Why was the robber so secure? He was a safe robber.

: #Laughs A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy behind the counter bellows, "ONE BURGER!"The cook, who's even bigger, screams, "BUR-GER!"Whereupon he grabs a huge hunk of chopped meat, stuffs it inhis bare arm

: #Laughs Cities of Sjlbvdnzv, Grzny to Be First RecipientsBefore an emergency joint session of Congress yesterday, President Clinton announced US plans to deploy over 75,000 vowels to the war-torn region of Bosnia.

: #Laughs |What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!

: #Laughs A little girl climbed into her grandfather's lap and studied his white, balding head.

: #Laughs What's the chilliest ground in the premiership ? Cold Trafford !

: #Laughs An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like ayoung girl for the night.

: #Laughs A group of Americans was touring Ireland.

: #Laughs How do bulls drive their cars? They steer them!

: #Laughs If you crossed two cows with a flock of ducks, what would you get? Milk and quackers!

: #Laughs A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead.

: #Laughs Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labor. The nurse arrived and announced to the first man, "Congratulations sir, you're the father of twins." "What a coincidence!" the m

: #Laughs Q: How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two.

: #Laughs What kind of clothes do lawyers wear? Lawsuits.

: #Laughs |Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?A: A jet setter!Q: What do dogs have that no other animal has?A: Puppy dogs!Q: Why did the dachshund bite the woman's ankle?A: Because he was short and couldn't reach any higher!Q: Where do Eski

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