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: #Laughs |An old blacksmith relized he was soon going to quit working so hard.

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: #Laughs What do you get from a forgetful cow? Milk of amnesia!

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: #Laughs Waiter: Why are you taking so long to order? Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a fake noodle? A: An Impasta.

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: #Laughs |An answer to the eternal question "Is it better to be a jock or a nerd?" Michael Jordan will make over 0,000 a game: ,000 a minute, assuming he averages about 30 minutes per game.Assuming million in endorsements next year, he'll be maki

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: #Laughs How do man-eating monsters count to a thousand? On their warts.

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: #Laughs This old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells him, "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?"Patient: Well, give me the bad news first.

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: #Laughs There were three men sitting on a bench.

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: #Laughs A bus filled with politicians was driving through thecountryside one day, on the campaign trail.

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: #Laughs Why do the hamburgers beat the hot dogs at every sport they play? Because hot dogs are the wurst!

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: #Laughs What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic? He charges you double.

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: #Laughs The phone call...A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.The wife (a blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said,"How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.Curious, the husband said, "Who

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call it when a cat bites? - A: Catnip!

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: #Laughs What's long and stylish and full of cats? The Easter Purrade!

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: #Laughs Little Monster: I hate my teacher. Mother Monster: Well just eat your salad up then dear!

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: #Laughs Male secretary : "Feel free to use my dictaphone." New blonde employee : "No thanks, I'll just use my finger like everyone else."

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: #Laughs Shall I tell you the joke about the bed? No, because it hasn't been made up yet.

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: #Laughs Boy: What's black, slimy, with hairy legs and eyes on stalks? Mom: Eat the cookies and don't worry about what's in the tin.

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: #Laughs The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's LifeThe Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes." The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide." The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?" The Hairdresser - who asks he

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: #Laughs A FRIEND OF MINE HAS AN 18 YEAR OLD SON NAMED LEROY.

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: #Laughs |An old blacksmith relized he was soon going to quit working so hard.

: #Laughs What do you get from a forgetful cow? Milk of amnesia!

: #Laughs Waiter: Why are you taking so long to order? Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a fake noodle? A: An Impasta.

: #Laughs |An answer to the eternal question "Is it better to be a jock or a nerd?" Michael Jordan will make over 0,000 a game: ,000 a minute, assuming he averages about 30 minutes per game.Assuming million in endorsements next year, he'll be maki

: #Laughs How do man-eating monsters count to a thousand? On their warts.

: #Laughs This old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells him, "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?"Patient: Well, give me the bad news first.

: #Laughs There were three men sitting on a bench.

: #Laughs A bus filled with politicians was driving through thecountryside one day, on the campaign trail.

: #Laughs Why do the hamburgers beat the hot dogs at every sport they play? Because hot dogs are the wurst!

: #Laughs What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic? He charges you double.

: #Laughs The phone call...A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.The wife (a blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said,"How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.Curious, the husband said, "Who

: #Laughs Q: What do you call it when a cat bites? - A: Catnip!

: #Laughs What's long and stylish and full of cats? The Easter Purrade!

: #Laughs Little Monster: I hate my teacher. Mother Monster: Well just eat your salad up then dear!

: #Laughs Male secretary : "Feel free to use my dictaphone." New blonde employee : "No thanks, I'll just use my finger like everyone else."

: #Laughs Shall I tell you the joke about the bed? No, because it hasn't been made up yet.

: #Laughs Boy: What's black, slimy, with hairy legs and eyes on stalks? Mom: Eat the cookies and don't worry about what's in the tin.

: #Laughs The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's LifeThe Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes." The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide." The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?" The Hairdresser - who asks he

: #Laughs A FRIEND OF MINE HAS AN 18 YEAR OLD SON NAMED LEROY.

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