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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What dog sweats the most and drinks the most water? A hot-weiler!

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: #Laughs A bunch of blondes walk into a restaurant celebrating and chanting "28 days, 28 days, it only took us 28 days!!"Everyone was wondering what took them 28 days and why they were celebrating.

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: #Laughs A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field, until he noticed an empty seat down in front.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog ? Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Your mamma's so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell "TAXI!"

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What do they have for lunch at Monster School? Human beans, boiled legs, pickled bunions and eyes-cream.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs How can you tell elephants love to travel ? They are always packing their trunk !

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary."Let's have a party, Homer," she suggested.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?Hide the ball, it drives them nuts! What's tennis players favourite city?Volley wood! How does a physicist exercise?By pumping ion! Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?B

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What do you call an affectionate rabbit? A tender, loving hare.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Written by a Viet Nam VetGOD BLESS AMERICA!"In Memory of The Twin Towers"Warning song to Osama bin Laden(the tune of Rawhide)The devil came from nowhereHe attacked us from the sky.He bloodied up our nationdidn't give a reason why.Now he's placed a

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs When is a bicycle not a bicycle? When it turns into a driveway.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Benjamin ! Benjamin who ? Benjamin the blues !

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in her throat at 69!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What did one candle say to the other? "Don't birthdays burn you up?"

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs "Sister Ann, aren't you putting on a little weight?" inquired Father Dan during his visit to the convent, suspiciously eyeing her bulging stomach.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying to cut down to one fag a day!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Did you hear about the three ministers who were talking about their common problem with bats in the belfry of the church?The first: "I shot at them with a shotgun; but it only spoiled the woodwork."The second: "I tried a more humane approach, nett

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Why was Tigger lickin' the toilet?Cause he was lookin' for Pooh!

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: #Laughs After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery "down below" to restore herself to her former youthful glory.Time and childbirth had taken its toll and she reckoned that, with five children now being the limit, she'd

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