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: #Laughs What do you call an alcoholic dog ? A whino !

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: #Laughs A blonde has just gotten a new sports car.

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: #Laughs The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? A: What for? He can't see my license plate.Q: Who ha

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: #Laughs |A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

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: #Laughs What is New Jersey's state bird? The common House Fly.

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: #Laughs Cry Baby - by Liza Weeping

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: #Laughs A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch.

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: #Laughs |Bob is throwing a party.

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: #Laughs How does a vampire get through life with only one fang? He has to grin and bare it.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Ammonia ! Ammonia who ? Ammonia a poor little sparrow !

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: #Laughs |A recent survey done by marriage experts shows that the most common form of marriage proposal these days consists of the words: "You're what?!?"

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: #Laughs When does a horse neigh? Whinny wants to!

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: #Laughs These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.

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: #Laughs Garvin the mammalogist, was in Alaska studying polar bear.

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: #Laughs Policeman: Do you know how fast you were going? Motorist: No, you're the one with the radar.

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: #Laughs Visitor: You're very quiet, Jennifer. Jennifer: Well, my mum gave me a dollar not to say anything about your red nose.

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: #Laughs Bob joins a very exclusive nudist colony.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Althea ! Althea who ? Althea in court!

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: #Laughs A bus stops and two Italian men get on.

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: #Laughs What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic

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: #Laughs What do you call an alcoholic dog ? A whino !

: #Laughs A blonde has just gotten a new sports car.

: #Laughs The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? A: What for? He can't see my license plate.Q: Who ha

: #Laughs |A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

: #Laughs What is New Jersey's state bird? The common House Fly.

: #Laughs Cry Baby - by Liza Weeping

: #Laughs A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch.

: #Laughs |Bob is throwing a party.

: #Laughs How does a vampire get through life with only one fang? He has to grin and bare it.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Ammonia ! Ammonia who ? Ammonia a poor little sparrow !

: #Laughs |A recent survey done by marriage experts shows that the most common form of marriage proposal these days consists of the words: "You're what?!?"

: #Laughs When does a horse neigh? Whinny wants to!

: #Laughs These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.

: #Laughs Garvin the mammalogist, was in Alaska studying polar bear.

: #Laughs Policeman: Do you know how fast you were going? Motorist: No, you're the one with the radar.

: #Laughs Visitor: You're very quiet, Jennifer. Jennifer: Well, my mum gave me a dollar not to say anything about your red nose.

: #Laughs Bob joins a very exclusive nudist colony.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Althea ! Althea who ? Althea in court!

: #Laughs A bus stops and two Italian men get on.

: #Laughs What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic

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