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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Closure ! Closure who ? Closure mouth when you eat !

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: #Laughs A 70-year-old man has never been married.

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: #Laughs Judge: Why did you steal that bird? Prisoner: For a lark, sir.

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: #Laughs A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse.

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: #Laughs Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping from the basement window.

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: #Laughs If a word in a dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

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: #Laughs - How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb? - None.

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: #Laughs A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, "Gimme a chap stick."The pharmacist asks the duck, "Will that be cash or charge?" The duck replies, "Just put it on my bill."The next day, the duck goes back to the drugstore and says to th

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: #Laughs Q: How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb? A: One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None-there weren't any light bulbs in the 13th century.

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: #Laughs Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use.

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: #Laughs Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a head covering in order to enter the sanctuary.

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: #Laughs A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time.

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: #Laughs When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was a failedexperiment headed for the ash heap of history, I knew he was ademagogue.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the redneck who was shootin craps?He blew a hole in the toilet.

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: #Laughs Slim walked into his local post office and noticed a new sign on the wall: MAN WANTED FOR ROBBERY IN MONTANA "Gosh!" he said, "If n only that job was in Texas, Ah'd take it!"

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: #Laughs God is sitting up in his ivory tower, he's had enough of the pressures and stresses of being the number one, so he's decided to go on holiday.

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: #Laughs A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed.

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: #Laughs Where is the best place to buy computer software? Washington C.D

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Closure ! Closure who ? Closure mouth when you eat !

: #Laughs A 70-year-old man has never been married.

: #Laughs Judge: Why did you steal that bird? Prisoner: For a lark, sir.

: #Laughs A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse.

: #Laughs Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping from the basement window.

: #Laughs Mr.

: #Laughs If a word in a dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

: #Laughs - How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb? - None.

: #Laughs A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, "Gimme a chap stick."The pharmacist asks the duck, "Will that be cash or charge?" The duck replies, "Just put it on my bill."The next day, the duck goes back to the drugstore and says to th

: #Laughs Q: How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb? A: One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.

: #Laughs Q: How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None-there weren't any light bulbs in the 13th century.

: #Laughs Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use.

: #Laughs Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a head covering in order to enter the sanctuary.

: #Laughs A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time.

: #Laughs When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was a failedexperiment headed for the ash heap of history, I knew he was ademagogue.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the redneck who was shootin craps?He blew a hole in the toilet.

: #Laughs Slim walked into his local post office and noticed a new sign on the wall: MAN WANTED FOR ROBBERY IN MONTANA "Gosh!" he said, "If n only that job was in Texas, Ah'd take it!"

: #Laughs God is sitting up in his ivory tower, he's had enough of the pressures and stresses of being the number one, so he's decided to go on holiday.

: #Laughs A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed.

: #Laughs Where is the best place to buy computer software? Washington C.D

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