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: #Laughs |Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.Airline virus: You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore.Anita Hill virus: Lies dormant for ten years.Arnold Schwarzenegger virus: Terminates and stays resident.

: #Laughs The Spanish explorers went round the world in a galleon. How many galleons did the get to the mile !

: #Laughs How the Bible would have been different if written by college students:Loaves and Fishes replaced by Pizza and ChipsTen Commandments are actually only five, but because they are double-spaced and written in a large font, they look like ten.Forbidd

: #Laughs What did the ruthless businessman say to his employees? If at first you don't succeed - you're fired!

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer? Hey! There's some things even a blonde won't do.

: #Laughs Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court on Friday before the judge.

: #Laughs THE BODY PARTS MEETINGOne day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see which should be in charge:The brain said "I do all the thinking so I'm the most important and I should be in charge."The eyes said "I see everything and l

: #Laughs A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on a vast beach. The marriage counselor, trying to be creative, told him, "If you wish to save your marriage, you'd better be a little boulder."

: #Laughs Harry answers the telephone, and it's an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, "Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad news and good news.The bad news is she has lost all use of both arms and both legs, and will need help eating

: #Laughs Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs and end up taking the whole house!

: #Laughs Johnny was racing around the garden on his new bicycle and called out to his mother to watch his tricks.
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